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Nine: I’m a thing, do me.

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John: I’m a thing doer! A professional doer of…things.
Nine: I’m a thing, do me.
The evidence is overwhelming. I have no choice but to ship John x Nine.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that John and Nine complete each other?? Like, John was so uptight when he first met Nine, but Nine taught him how to have more fun and then Nine was so crazy but John taught him to be more serious at times and idk, I just think about that a lot
John: I am Pittacus Lore
Nine:
Hello everybody, New edit/trailer is here just to dust off the channel, not sure if I’m happy with the final product but I’d love to hear your opinion, better edits will come surely this summer! Thank you, Stay awesome!
Agent Walker: What if I implement a no-pets policy at the base?
Nine: Well, damn, ma'am, you can't just throw out Sam like that.
Remember when Pittacus tried to convince us that none of the characters were gay so then we just went ahead and made all of them gay? Good times
Nine: Bro, did you grow up on a chicken farm?
John: No..?
Nine: Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
John: Nine, I swear to GOD.
Bleach Lorien Legacies AU
This is basically just going to be assigning who is going to be who honestly…
Before I get into who is taking what roles, the genders and ages might not match entirely. Also, a few roles may stay the same (some of the Chimaera).
Characters
One: Momo Hinamori
Two: Lisa Yadomaru
Three: Shinji Hirako
John Smith/Four: Ichigo Kurosaki (known as Kaien Shiba for when he’s Daniel Jones)
Five: Kokuto
Six: Rukia Kuchiki
Marina/Seven: Rangiku Matsumoto
Eight: Gin Ichimaru
Nine: Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Ella: Shuuhei Hisagi
Crayton: Kensei Muguruma
Sarah Hart: Orihime Inoue
Mark James: Ulquiorra Schiffer
Sam Goode: Renji Abarai
Adamus Sutekh: Toshiro Hitsugaya
Malcolm Goode: Urahara Kisuke
Setrakus Ra: Aizen Sosuke
Henri: Isshin Kurosaki
Sandor: Coyote Starrk
Adam’s Father: just going to change the last name to fit Toshiro, same for the rest of his family
Lexa: Neliel Tu Odelschwanck
Daniela: Yoruichi Shihoin
Agent Walker: Soi Fon
Adelina: Unohana Retsu
Bernie Kosar/BK (Chimaera): Shirosaki (known as Zangetsu when he is Hadley)
Dust (Chimaera): Hyourinmaru
Devektra: Tier Halibel
Hector: Izuru Kira
Katarina: Byakyuya Kuchiki
Phiri Dun-Ra: Kaname Tosen
Rexicus Saturnus: Hiyori Sarugaki
Stanley (Chimaera): Grimmjow (because it was named after Nine)
Nigel Rally: Di Roy Rinker
Fleur: Mila Rose
Ran: Sun Sun
Bertrand/Beekeeper: Hanataro Yamada
Olivia (Chimaera): Kazeshini
Biscuit (Chimaera): Tsubaki (because Sarah named it)
Gamera (Chimaera): name stays the same
Regal (Chimaera): name stays the same
Bandit (Chimaera): name stays the same
Other Notes
It will start with this AU’s version of Jarah (IchiHime). Then it will turn into Stohn (GrimmIchi). This is when I actually write the story though.
There isn’t much to write about this to be honest. But I’m sharing it anyway…
Marina: Makin' my way downtown
Marina: Walkin' fast
Five: Hey Marina
Marina: *takes out his other eye with an icicle*
Nine: Holy shit-
Marina: Walkin' faster
Lorien Legacies human-ish AU where Henri and John, and Sandor and Nine are next door neighbours and have ordinary lives until one day John and Nine develop superpowers.
Now Henri and Sandor have to help them through it and keep it a secret and it’s just no one ever told either of them single parenting could be so hard.
They also at some point realise the John and Nine are into each other before they do and Henri just gives John an awkward talk in which John literally burst into flames while Sandor goes straight into trying-to-hook-them-up territory in which everyone ends up in embarrassing situations and he ends up meeting Devektra and really sometimes Henri thinks he’s parenting three children instead of one
Eventually they find other people who have developed similar powers, Eight and Marina, Six, Sam, Adam etc, and they try and figure out where their powers came from.
tldr: henri/john and sandor/nine are neighbours and end up a family because SUPERPOWERS and love also I'mma write a fic.
Adam: I’ll be there there for you.
John: *Raises eyebrows*
Adam: One said I have to.
Things The Lorien Legacies Fandom Forgets
1. Marina is two years older then John 2. John thought Nine was a girl in book 1 3. Nine was shirtless for the majority of his imprisonment 4. There is a giant dead squid/octopus/thing named Olivia in the bottom of a lake in Spain 5. Pittacus could have been One, Two or Three 6. Marina sometimes mutters in Spanish 7. Ella called Crayton Papa 8. Resurrection is listed as one of the Loric Legacies
I miss this fandom where did we all go
Adam: Relax. I’m one of the good guys.
John: Yeah? Well, you look an awful lot like one of the bad ones.
Adam: An unfortunate family resemblance.
John: This reminds me of my kinda sorta girlfriend 9000 miles away.
Six: I have a kinda sorta boyfriend who is playing with a model train right now and you don't hear me bitching about it.
Six: Don't. Say. A word.
Sam: ... Fergalicious.
Six: I said no words, Sam!
Sam: Oh, I see! Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you!