Jun 21, 2014
My dick is bigger than yours and Craig's
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My dick is bigger than yours and Craig's
The Crew.
Truth or Dare | Closed Roleplay | number1cutestboy and boy-in-the-blue-hat | Cryde
Just another boring day -- of course, though. It was South Park High School, full of idiots and whores. Craig had his friends, and they weren't idiots to him, but the fact that he had to interact with the other 96 percent made Craig want to yank his hair out by the strands and throw a dangerously dramatic tantrum.
Sitting by Clyde at the lunch table, he scowled deeply at Cartman and flipped him off before taking a gulp of his chocolate milk. His bangs hung in his eyes, his hat pushing down the straight jet black strands. He ignored his newest lip piercing and tried to bare through the disgusting lunch, before he finally gave up and sighed wearily. The discussions were always wildly stupid at the lunch table. This time, Cartman wasted no time in looking around the table expectantly before blabbing his big mouth. It would be the funniest shit if I just punched his teeth out right now, he growled to himself inwardly, before brushing that away. Better not.
"Have you ever kissed another dude?" Craig heard the fatass ask. A few boys seemed to blush intensely, and Kenny erupted into a fit of hysteria at such a stupid question. Craig slowly shook his head, narrowing his eyes.
"That's such a stupid question." He snarled coldly. Cartman's beady eyes narrowed even further. "Oh yeah?!" He demanded. "Who asked you, Craig?! I bet you have!"
"I have not!" He snapped. "I don't kiss anybody." He was slightly bicurious, but he'd never experienced anything enough to even know. Or care, for that matter. He went back to his shitty sandwich.
"What about you, Clyde?" Cartman asked. For some reason this caught Craig's interest and he listened quietly.
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"I don’t even know what to say to you Clyde."
please no one unfollow clyde for this , he is really great even through all the miley and kesha
Clyde I'm cancelling out friend date now. We're not getting tacos anymore.
clyde is reblogging pictures of miley cyrus and singing wrecking ball
clyde must be stopped.