#nunchler

[fuckyeahlinguisticmisconceptions]

once my aunt saw my kanji notes and said "wow and i bet every one of those lines has a different meaning" i did not know where to begin with that

[wordcubed]

nunchler replied to your post “I beg your fucking pardon? Cashews are god's gift to man.”

i was with you right until you slandered my good friend almonds

“Almonds are deceivers. They contain all the elements of an ideal snack, and yet they taste like the foulest fragments of chalk from the Devil’s schoolroom.” —Mallory Ortberg

[eunych-born-eunych]

city trans girls buy dilators… country trans girls make do

[eunych-born-eunych]

pigf*cking is lit, I say we normalize it. I mean if @nunchler wants to jack it to pig furries. oink oink am I right

[eunych-born-eunych]

the collective soul-bargaining riff

madison: [a post about my lifelong yearning to sacrifice my soul to the Devil for omniscience]

colin: i would have and honestly might still its a legitimate problem in my life

madison: your use of ‘might still’ intrigues me, if you figure out how to do it let me know

erin: possibly the stakes are different bc “eternal damnation” has never held much weight for me but shit yeah I’d do this, find me a crossroads

madison: @colin @erin shit d’you think we could pool our souls and get a better deal in bulk

colin: I can be bargained down to just “fluent in all languages” honestly

madison: this is why we all compile an ultimatum beforehand and you let us do the talking. probably mostly erin, actually, I’m too likely to accept bad terms on accident because it’s funny

erin: (to the devil) “well if total omniscience is too much we’ll take ‘everything except other languages &, like, deep linguistic secrets,’ thanks”

colin: Erin is banned from negotiating actually

madison: guys what the fuck we’re so screwed if I’m party face vs. the Actual Devil

erin: where can we find a responsible adult to arbitrate

dean rucker at 10PM the night of a full moon: you want me to what

[eunych-born-eunych]

@nunchler

  @conchobarbarian  man like… I...

I can be bargained down to just “fluent in all languages” honestly

this is why we all compile an ultimatum beforehand and you let us do the talking. probably mostly @conchobarbarian, actually, I’m too likely to accept bad terms on accident because it’s funny

[eunych-born-eunych]

@nunchler nice! yeah, do you ever have one of those things where you drop a hobby for a while and inexplicably come back with new skills? sometime between the last time I wrote anything and my picking it back up I learned to write emotion, character, tone, social dynamics through embodied perceptions lmao. method acting: the writing technique??

[eunych-born-eunych]

@nunchler replied to your post “how do we talk about the fetishization of abusive fatherhood that...”

the thing is the connection btwn childrearing beliefs and political views isnt even new information weve known this forever but no one TALKS ABOUT IT

yeah I don’t think I’ve known about this for very long, I’d love to know the history of the finding- my Googling is not yielding the results I’m looking for, unfortunately. anyway who else is unsurprised but unsettled to find out that “family values” means “child abuse”