#nuntiis | asks

[eranthiss]

He doesn't break eye contact initially, but eventually he gives. He gets it, legitimately.

"-- Its nice to meet you, Champion Iris." He clears his throat. "You were - are! - a big inspiration in how I raise my team."

Admittedly, its mostly through second or third hand information, knowing how guarded Iris generally is.

@thegalarianchamp

For a solid minute there is a horrible white glint that flickers to life in Iris's eyes, searching - combing through the other's heart with practiced gentleness, the same as she searches anyone she meets- and then it is gone. She does not break eye contact.

"...Thank you. I... have heard of you, Mr Lemarr. You know how it is, amongst Dragon tamers. Word travels fast, along the grapevine."

She pauses, gaze uncertain, not trusting - but extends one carefully manicured hand.

"I hear you also have a Hydreigon. May I meet your Dragons someday?"

[eranthiss]

"I think I deserve at least 30 seconds maximum. :3"

-- Francis ofc >:D

@thegalarianchamp

Hand on hip.

"You know I could get you on the ground in fifteen seconds, right?"

He is taller than her...

"Maybe twenty, accounting for the extra height. That and I don't want to hurt you."

[eranthiss]

WHAT

"Girls and girl adjacents.... peg your man or man adjacent. Arceus put their g-spot up there for a reason. Also, let him talk about his emotions around you. It makes them more manageable."

[eranthiss]

no, like, for real, how do you actually start a battle.

Rests one hand on her belt, thumb and forefinger "absentmindedly" rotating one of the ultraballs magnetically held there.

"You ask. Set the terms, and you have a deal. If you're battling for survival it's different, though. Most people don't end up needing to know how to battle like that."

[eranthiss]

..... could she actually do that?

"Yeah, no big deal. Sends the woman enjoyers into a fucking frenzy, which is funny. It's amusing doing thirst traps as someone who basically never experiences physical attraction to other people ninety eight percent of the time."

[eranthiss]

low cortisol

Looks down briefly. Squints.

Starts doing the Low Cortisol meme wiggle, entirely deadpan

[eranthiss]

your what?

"Bonus holes. I got like, fourteen."

[eranthiss]

Sigh. Roark wants a Tyrantrum. He thinks Iris' Tyrantrum is super cool too.

"Okay, but do you? Even as a Tyrunt, they require a horrific amount of time, specialized care, and food, double or triple that if they're a first gen fossil. They're literally one of the last Pokémon I'd recommend as a first Dragon. Start with a Dreepy or a Swablu."