Watching my friends play Mario Party
"I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS WHEN IT COMES TO MARIO PARTY!"
"I hope, from the depth of my heart, that you'll lose this game."
"I hate this game" - winner of the last minigame: "I love it!"
"Birdo is a fucking Fickschnitzel!" (I have no idea how to translate this)
"Poison mushroom, what's that supposed to mean?" - "I like it, I don't know what it does, but I like it!"
"GO AND FUCK A CACTUS, MAN, YOU'RE IN MY WAY!"
"Can the rest of you all die at the same time, so no one gets any coins, thank you!"
"MY TIME WILL COME AND I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU! YOUR FAMILY! YOUR FOOD! YOUR STAR!"
*sneezes* - (passive aggressive voice) "Bless you."
"I hope it sucks for everyone but me."
"Well, Laura, bad luck!"
*wins a solo minigame* - "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
"In case of doubt always left!"
*everyone screams and I don't understand anything*
"OARGH, I'LL PUNCH YOU WITH MY BIG WIENER!"
"Yes, that'd be fun, but you know what else would be fun? IF I'D GUT YOU!"
"Before this game my pullover was fresh and clean, now it's soaked in hatred and contempt!
