prince of idiot kingdom

[grant/tate - 30 - discovering happiness]

[romancemedia]

[tenthousandapples]

wing studies that turnedinto cas drawings. thats why theyre all from different birds.disclaimer for the wingheads. lets all fly

[tchotchkez]

my partner's daughter told me happy mother's day today and I can't stop smiling 🥹

she referred to me as her stepmom to her friends. I can't even begin to explain how absolutely over the moon I am.

first the universe gifted me my soulmate and best friend and now a whole stinkin' family with a wonderful kiddo. ngl, I am still trying to get over the imposter's syndrome and settle into this reality as an actual person but my partner is the best fucking dude ever and his daughter is so fun and cool and smart and talented. we always have so much fun together.

I know I'm not very active here these days but it's because I'm spending time with my motherfucking FAMILY, y'all! 😭

[tchotchkez]

just so y'all know I am alive and thriving! that's why I haven't been active very much. I love you guys plenty and I'm here in spirit~

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[only-cat-memes]

[catseverywhere]

The horrors persist

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dogpuppy]

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[irondive]

[drops-of-universe]

can i come over and do this

[horrorhare]

would you let it stare at you with its special eyes

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[dogpuppy]