Disclaimers: Pattern is here because I’m not grown up enough to maintain a blog. This is my original pattern but feel free to sell anything you make from this pattern. All pictures and directions are mine and may not be copied or sold without my consent. (Don’t be that guy.) Reposts need to link back to me. Gauge doesn’t matter. I used H hook for body, G hook for ears and Fisherman’s Wool dyed with Kool Aid but you are limited only by your scrap pile. DM with any issues/corrections. Go forth and create your Kitty Army! (Not responsible for the actions of your Kitty Army). ******Nurdi Cat (or people) Toy************ Round 1: 6sc into magic circle Round 2: 2 sc in ea sc around (12) Round 3: (2 sc in next sc, sc in next sc) around (18) Round 4: (2 sc in next sc, sc in next 2 sc) around (24) Round 5: (2 sc in next sc, sc in next 3 sc) around (30) Round 6-10: sc in ea st around (30) Round 11: (scdec, sc in next 3sc) around (24) Round 12-15 sc in ea st around (24) Round 16: (scdec, sc in next 2sc) around (18) Round 17-19 sc in ea st around (18) Ears/Finishing Press opening together (flat) so that last stitch worked is in the center. {fig a} There should be 4 stitches on either side of your final stitch. Sc through both thicknesses in next 4 st. {fig b} Turn. Ch1, sc in 1st st. In second stitch: *Sc, dc, ch 3, sl st in 3 ch from hook, dc, sc.* Stuff. Place eyes in round 18. Sc through both thicknesses in each of the next 5 st. Repeat pattern between the *..*. Sc in final stitch. Tie off and weave in ends.