Okay internet, what the fuck is this?
Why the fuck, would you saw halfway through a macadamia nut, but not actually cut them open, and then sell them like that as a more expensive and less convenient way to sell one of the hardest to open nuts there are? I mean look at this:
They don't align the cut with the kernel, the cut goes against the grain of it so you'll end up four or five shitty little pieces of nut shrapnel instead of a nice whole nut, and it's probably gonna be stale because THEY SAWED THE NUT ONLY HALFWAY OPEN AND THEN STOPPED.
But, also, how do you get these open? Macadamia nuts are notoriously hard fucking nuts if you don't hit them in the right spot, you can't pry these things open with your fingernails, you'd break them down to the beds before you got anywhere but IT GETS WORSE DON'T WORRY.
THEY WILL SELL YOU AN ALLAN KEY FOR YOUR NUTS THAT THEY HALF SAWED OPEN.
THEY COST TEN DOLLARS.
(well you get ten of them for that price but there's no option to just buy one so its ten dollars or you don't get to eat your nuts)
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE COSTS TEN DOLLARS?
SHELLED BLOODY NUTS!
Like, this is apparently a really common way to sell unshelled macadamias? Do, do people not know that you can get someone to open them all the way? DOES NO ONE OUT THERE KNOW WHAT A HAMMER IS?
THEY HAVE TUTORIALS ON YOUTUBE TO HELP PEOPLE USE THEIR SPECIAL TOOL TO OPEN THE NUTS THAT THEY COULD HAVE JUST SAWED OPEN ALL THE WAY
WHO IS THIS PRODUCT FOR?
Did no one else get hammer privileges as a child? Was it just me? WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY UNSHELLED MACADAMIA NUTS IF NOT TO BE GIVEN HAMMER PRIVILEGES?
IS THIS NUT DLC?
HAVE WE ENSHITTIFIED NUTS NOW?
I just wanted to see if I could buy some unshelled nuts for my enrichment and now I need to go and hit things with hammers OH WAIT