#nutter-fudger

[millerizo]

Was going thru ur page when I realised!!! Why tf dont I follow you?? Lmao problem is fixed now, love ur blog!

thank you!!!!!!! 

[the-truthiness]

Per your last post (not to sound like a passive aggressive disgruntled employee), what would a stewbert cohosting of a show, lssc or otherwise, be like

it would obviously be an absolute chaos and i would sell my soul to see it happen lol 

i live for their constant flirting and stupid dirty jokes and them trying to make each other laugh and the satisfied looks on their faces when they actually manage to make the other crack up and UGH I LOVE THEM

[lvb-writer]

Ayyy a fellow HS Junior writer and also the other half of the xNTP partner in crime duo. I fucking love your idea of measuring time in distance; ingenious.

Thanks man! Honestly I’m also super psyched about the “time is distance” idea but I’m not entirely certain about how to implement it — should it be presented as science fiction, fantasy, or alternate reality…or something else? What do characters stand to lose if they remain in the past or travel too far into the future? I have to figure those things out yet.

By the way it’s awesome to meet a fellow -NTP! However, I’m personally of the belief that personality types evolve over time; after all I was an INFJ when I was younger and only become an INTP when I entered high school and became a (*cough*) cynical procrastinator. This might be a permanent change, might not, but I’m A-okay with it either way.*

*Actually I’m not because from what I’ve read INTPs aren’t supposed to be writers and I’m not ok with that. But I think I might occupy a sweet spot between INTP and INFP, and INFPs are writers, so… 👍 Also FYI being cynical and a procrastinator is not fun — at all.

[ashilrak]

Hi I'm writing some Jamilton fic that takes place during the revolution (Thomas fights alongside Alex) and I need some inspiration idk where to start help (I'm a huge fan of your underrated fix Alchemist Apprentice I recently read and commented)

The Alchemist’s Apprentice was actually written by @theinevitablesense

[levyfiles]

Coming from an intense Shaniac (intense as in me and Shane are very similar it's so weird except I'm New York for life Chicago can kiss my ass lol), I'm like.... already head over heels for Ryan Bergara, a year into getting into Buzzfeed. I'm bursting with love for the lil scaredy cat that could and I'm already getting frustrated so HOW HAS SHANE LITERALLY CONTAINED HIMSELF FOR SO LONG THEY WERE SO MARRIED IN THE CONTENT SPAM WE"VE BEEN BLESSED WITH JESUS CHRIST JUST KISS ALREADY HOW THE FU

jkdfnkjdsnfdskj i feel you, friend. Nothing gets a person more in sexual tension view when you’re living the “I love and support Ryan Bergarma life” and then Shane is so endearing and so relatable that you get to projecting and suddenly you’ve got a fully fledged AU shyan headcanon and then everyone is blessed as a result. 

[levyfiles]

I love your nuanced and insightful, in depth analyses so much lol I wish you liked all the things I do like stewbert so I could have some more

LMAO I honestly had to google that and didn’t expect the result. I actually used to religiously watch Colbert Report back before I began working nights at a casino because it was a great thing to watch before bed and Jon Stewart aired just before it, then I’d catch Conan last of all. It had never occurred to me that there’d be a fandom, which is dumb because everything has a fandom. One of my best friends (who I feel the same about in the sense that I wish I could pluck her and all her talents, insight, and quirks up and bring her with me to the fandoms I like) once fell into Hockey player fandom/shipping and as puzzling as it was, it makes me happy to see people get immersed in fun things, writing fic, drawing and creating things.

This answer got a little off topic, probably because I’m surprised and flattered at your message. I don’t really think my analyses are that in-depth; they’re just extra but I really appreciate that you enjoy reading them, b <3

[levyfiles]

AAAH I'M SO GLAD YOU WATCH BLACK MIRROR TOO. I was worried that was too obscure and I'd have to explain myself lol. CONTAINS SPOILERS ANYWAY but imagine if Shane was a bit more like the girl in the episode. Bc he's definitely more rational and he'd definitely propose the theory that the app wears down the user until they settle whereas Ryan would propose the theory that they were in a simulation (Maybe in his theory voice??? Like they're lying in bed talking about true crime and ghosts pt 1

Pt 2 And they come up to this theory and Shane just rebuffs him?? But as Ryan is about to let go of their hands Shane holds on tight and for once he almost believes or wants to believe in something that fantastical) BUT yeah I think Ryan despite his daydreams would maybe be more likely to not admit his love for Shane at first (maybe that's his only pairing ever w a guy and he thinks it's a mistake) but Shane would try to move on and eventually Ryan is going to be on board w their relationship

Pt 3 but Shane would definitely be more in character to discover the 4 stone skips and maybe more exploration in his internal debate between rationalisation and risk Bc to trust in something as tiny as throwing rocks is a lot. If their bond was any weaker it's something he'd dismiss for sure. And eventually he settles on the decision to run away whether from a simulation or a dystopia he'll get away w Ryan and hatches a plot while Ryan is moping and resigning himself keep Shane as a memory

Pt 4 God I thought that was my last one but I kept rereading your response and my friend is watching the episode and texted me so Shane would also be the one to check the timer. 100% Shane would. He's just too curious and logical. And Ryan would know some thing was off and Shane would have to deal w the guilt of being the one to start the countdown so earlier than expected. Also they start out as friends after that first date bc they get a longer time and Shane is Ryan's first guy (slowburn!)

I was up in the Black Mirror world from long ago when it used to air in 2011. I used to be (well, kinda still am) enthused about twilight zone-esque programs and most of the ones I watch are Japanese but after catching a remake sometime that year I looked back into western media to see if any shows have that anthology like style of creepy psychological thriller stories but Black Mirror was a cut above. When the new season aired, I didn’t think any episode would beat San Junipero for me but oh my lord Hang the DJ is Up There.

It’s honestly been too long since I watched the episode but it’s like you tipped me right back into the Feel of it and oh OF COURSE Ryan would be the one to pitch the simulation theory and oh my word, but it makes it that much sweeter that Shane the skeptic is the one that just grabs Ryan’s hand and pulls him to the edge of the world while they’re being chased by men with guns. Ahhh and the notion of Shane being Ryan’s only set up with a man and how it makes him doubtful about the connection they have and it’d wear him down faster as he gets paired and paired with so many people who just don’t do it for him.

I just keep picturing that moment Shane checks the timer secretly; he’s sitting in the thrilled feeling of being back with Ryan again and then suddenly their time together just starts to whir and reduce from years to days and Shane going “oh fuck no no no, stop Stop!” 

I also like the thought of their first time sexually together happening way later after they’ve been given their second chance and Ryan finally trusting his feelings for Shane and not trying to pass off their connection as bros just being guys lol. That moment would be momentous because it’d be right before Shane, absolutely wrecked for attachment he feels for Ryan and the tiny glint of absolute greed wherein he can’t stand the idea of letting him go again, checks the time because he has to know, he has to find out how long he has to cherish this time but then the countdown speeds up because he broke their pact and kdsnfsjkfn wow, this would be a great multichapter AU. I don’t know as of yet if I’d write it because it’s already pretty much mapped out via the episode itself but if I do decide to do it, man I will absolutely die in Ryan’s feelings when he finds out about their countdown and just that moment when they decide to go sit at the restaurant to wait out their time. That last minute when Shane is just across the table, glancing at the guards who keep looking at him as if they know he’s going to do something against the rules and as their time clicks down, Shane convincing Ryan to just run with him. I’m soft and dying. This is perfect. dksjfnsdkjfn Thank you for feeding me more in the realm of this AU. I need to go rewatch the episode through a shyan lense now. 

[tazatouille]

I followed cuz I saw hot tim

oh thank you haha ❤