#nvtexts

[nicholasvanderbilt]

Text || Richolas

Nick: My brother suggested a honeymoon. I'm thinking it sounds a hell of a lot better than a family Christmas. Wanna get out of here?

Nick: And I know, I know. The last time I said that didn't turn out so well but we could probably manage locking ourselves in a hotel room somewhere without another incident, right?

[nicholasvanderbilt]

text || Nicholas & Peter

Nick: There's something I should probably at least warn you about before you try to show up to any sort of family thing.

[nicholasvanderbilt]

Text || Chrick

N: Drop everything except your pants and meet me now. Actually, drop last night's visitor and put on your pants.

N: I basically need to see your face to gauge my level of fucked if that gives you incentive to ditch the bitch.

[nicholasvanderbilt]

Text || Chrick

Nick: Is homewrecking a sport you're dabbling in now? I'll have to update your dossier in the resume I keep at the ready in case I find you the perfect job.

[nicholasvanderbilt]

Text || Richolas

Nick: Ready to go, sassy pants?

[nicholasvanderbilt]

Text || Chrick

Nick: So. About our plans to get wasted this weekend...