Feb 20, 2016
Would you rather have your mouth and asshole be the same hole like a starfish or a corkscrew penis like a duck?
Corkscrew dick, not like it’s gonna be fucking anyone anyway
Give me that spiral power
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Would you rather have your mouth and asshole be the same hole like a starfish or a corkscrew penis like a duck?
Corkscrew dick, not like it’s gonna be fucking anyone anyway
Give me that spiral power
Would you rather attempt to eat spaghetti through a straw or feed yourself pizza with your feet?
Get me a boba straw and some marinara that shit’s gonna be easy
"You're very dependable, but you also enjoy putting yourself and your friends into potentially deadly situations." -Natalie
Man, I'm looking forward to getting out of Cleveland for a week, leaving tomorrow. I can't wait to see the crew in Wiscompton - it's been almost 6 months since everybody got together. I miss those goons. Also pretty pumped for lunch tomorrow in Illinois with Meridith Melodicstory, a gal I've known since senior year of high school but who lives too far away to see very often.