found your new account! I reported and blocked the hacker! glad you made a new one! 💗💗
anywho can I get the family with a reader that dyes their hair A LOT
one day it’s blue next hour it’s pink and a week later purple ? THANK YOU!
IVORY FAMILY WITH A READER WHO DYES THEIR HAIR A LOT
a/n: ahhh thank you! i also did to. im just glad i made a new one. i cant make a master list yet because idk if i wanna write for different fandoms yet ૮(˶ㅠ︿ㅠ)ა! i need recommendations baddd
warning: none really , nyen is a warning and randal is also .
NYON
• noticed pretty quickly the third time you dyed your hair
• always gets scared when seeing you dye your hair different because he always thinks it’s a new person
• every time he sees your hair color he thinks of a certain fruit or something
“why are you holding up a strawber— it’s my hair isnt it..”
nod nod
• hes so proud of it, it’s so cute
• likes watching the process of the dye
• you’ll be sitting there bleaching your hair and all of a sudden
• boom. lean figure just watching and soaking in the steps
• would like to match hair colors but he would want YOU to do HIS hair color
• dunno if luther would like it
• (not true just scared of nyens opinion)
• once dyed your hair a light blue for a few days and he didn’t notice until the 3rd day
• he genuinely forgot his OWN hair was blue
(╥﹏╥)
“nyon you notice anything?”
stare
“uhm..?” gestures to hair
literally still staring
“we’re matching hair colors dingus!”
• you see his face change a slight bit
• still the same stare just like
• “wow! :0”
NYEN
• oh BOY
• hes a bully
• like the fruit thing with nyon but so much meaner
• you have to give it to him , hes creative
• dyed your hair green for a while and..
“hey grinch!”
“what the fuck??”
• called you jello.
• so sad because the nicknames he calls you , you know he means you
• just have to accept it at this point
• but he enjoys watching you dye your hair
• won’t tell you that but still
• the kind to mess it up , add gorilla glue to the bleach or something
• would want to match hair colors
• but hes like nyon and wants YOU to dye your hair HIS color
• not in the sweet way because he’s scared
• no, hes just better and it’ll look good because it’s HIS
• big ass ego and big ass arms
• tugs your hair to see each strand
• or just tugs it for no exact reason
“stop pulling my hair!”
“Never even thought of touching it stupid”
“I just saw you-?!”
LUTHER
• supportive
• doesn’t like how messy it is but it always ends up good!
• prefers the calm colors
• or just your natural hair colors but he still thinks of you gorgeous
• always try’s to guess your inspiration
• like
“were you going for my rainbow socks?”
“what?”
“my new fluffy limited edition rainbow socks”
“uh yea!”
• you weren’t
• you just wanted rainbow hair thats it
• doesn’t offer to help but DOES offer to clean up
• When you first dyed your hair he had a fit and panic attack
• why?
• the newspaper said it caused cancer and scoliosis
• you knew damn well.. ( ;´ - `;)
• assured him it was fake and you wouldn’t end up looking like a bald eagle nor a dead one at that
• brushes your hair and LOVES how it looks so much better and just glows
• likes neon colors also because he can point you out better
• likes when you style your hair with multiple colors
• as said as the rainbow socks..
“you should change your hair to orange!”
“oh , ok i can look into that! why?”
“see my special underwear i wear—“
• you never did
RANDAL
• O M G
• sees your dyed hair and becomes obsessed
“did you use magic to do that?!”
“no , unless walmart is a palace then 100%”
• always try’s to get a strand of your hair to see if you’re a alien or something
• never believes you when you say “this isnt my natural hair randal”
• go all OUT to find the truth
• until he does..
• now he set his mission to find out your natural hair colors
• but you always do it so quickly and unexpectedly
“AHA-“
you sleeping with a entirely new hair color
“sneaky are ya..”
• sniffs it to see if it’s scented
“did you use strawberry jam to dye your hair?”
“no. no i didn’t randal”
“mm..sure smells like it”
• it’s bleach??
• would want you to dye his hair like a strand or full head
all done! hope it came to your likings! reqs open! had to skip sebby for this one sorry!!
could you do hcs of the catmen + luther (separately or together 😏) w/ an afab reader who is always begging during sex like it's crazy
don't die ok
HAAHHAA I won't die probably maybe only a little (had to go to a dr today because my body is actively trying to kill me) LETS GET IT OOONNNNN
Headcanons under cut since nsfw :))))
• SEPARATE begging of the sex lmao •
- Luther -
- ego stroker 9000. Begging is exactly how you should be even if he won't ask or demand you to.
- It's just one of the few things that genuinely riles him up okay? Like yeah things excite him but theres a difference between interesting, exciting, and absolutely arousing.
- "what's that, dear? Speak up now, use your words for me..." to "hmm, thats it. Thats what I thought... Now, what kind of lover would I be to ignore such cute pleas?~"
- Pummeling your pussy and playing with your clit dear lORD he wont even breaking a sweat.
- Nyen -
- He's used to you begging- probably definitely made you beg for him to touch you in the first place. So when you keep going on and on...
- "haa? What? Is this not enough for your filthy little pussy?" Jesus "Fuckin' hell... Louder, then, Louder!"
- honey your ass is gonna be RED
- and your tits
- and your face if youre into that
- But he provides, dont you worry :)
- after sex his head is all groggy and hes just like "....did I spit on you during that?" MAYYYBEEEE look he just gets REALLY into it.
- Nyon -
- Nyon is... often a lazy lover. In the best way of course. He just is either a service bottom or he likes having his dick rode. So when you're on top and you start begging and begging and begging...
- his brain is MUSH.
- "hhhn,, m-more...?" Barely can keep his head up right to look you in your eyes, processing your begging disasteriously slowly.
- but when it clicks, hes all in. Hands on your ass, fingers gripping into the soft flesh as he bounces you harder. You basically become his personal fleshlight.
Idk if you still take Ranfren requests but hear me out… I need how Nyen would react if you pet him👅🖤
*peaks my head out a door* hey... hey... i love nyen
cw. fluff i guess. not really a cw
nyen would pretend not to care at first. you reach over, start petting him absentmindedly, and he just gives you this slow look like “…what."
but he doesn’t stop you at all
his body twitches once against your hand and that’s honestly the biggest reaction you get for a while. which is quite nice — considering how sadistic he can be. he just sits there quiet while you run your fingers through his hair, scratching lightly near the scalp. after a minute you notice him leaning just slightly into it before catching himself
he especially likes it when you do it without making a big deal out of it. like you’re focused on something else while your hand rests on his head automatically. it makes him weirdly relaxed. quieter, and softer too
Tw. none (I think...), fluff, badly written comedy, slight reader x catmen enjoy!
You lay in your shared bed with the catmen laboured breaths on one side, quiet soft ones on the other. Nyen the candyfloss haired catman was draped over you and adamant that he wasn't moving from (not without a fight). He softly grunts as he sleeps, it was surprising to find out he was a deep sleeper meaning a great disturbance was needed to wake him. Good thing you knew how to be one: you wiggle repeatedly getting a huge grunt from Nyen who isn't pleased he's being woken up pushes the pillow onto your face, a warning to cease your actions.
"Stay fucking still." Nyen growled his eyes squinted as he went back to sleep. Meanwhile Nyon who had been awake the entire time turned over spooning you, he placed his head in your neck his soft shallow snores beggining again. You wonder to yourself how to get out of this entanglement you're being subjected to when... "ACHOO!" the pastel blue haired cat man sneezed some how waking the other. Nyen now fully wide awake kicked Nyon out of the bed.
"Goddamnit! You idiots can't let a man sleep can you?!" Nyon shuddered whilst you contemplated coffin options. Somehow your efforts to wake Nyen were in vain but Nyon's measley sneeze had awoken the wrath of the more aggressive catman??!!? Nyon now shivering, muttered in Russian, "Is he.. praying?" you thought to yourself. Before Nyen could wail it on the both of you Luther suddenly burst through the doors "Rise and shine meine Katzen☆!" Luther said in the most cheerful tone he could manage. Nyen halted his movements the most thunderous scowl appeared on his face. You and Nyon both had sighs of relief thank goodness for Luthers saturday routine, you live to see another day!
A/N: thanks for reading guys its quite short and I promise to write longer soon! The Nyon bit was very self indulgent (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)... shame on me... ps:I haven't written something proper in a while can you tell?
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓓efinetly has a cozy wind-down routine for sleeping every night. he would do things like read, make a drink, and have specific comfy clothes to wear for bed.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓛Ikes meditative activities like listening to music, baking, combing his hair, coloring, things of that nature.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓗is rolling/smoking plate would be CLEARLY used, but cleaner than how Nyen keeps his. I’m sure of this.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓦hen he’s got the high munchies he either craves inedible-ish things (example being tissues..?) or his pickled veggies.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓗e would be more than willing to watch your favorite show, old or new, because you keep talking about it and because he likes sitting and watching things.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓗e also enjoys playing games on the computer. But because of this, Randal also leaves scary scenes from his own flash games on purpose to startle Nyon when he turns it on.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓗as nightmares of the Quaker Man. Bad nightmares.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓞n COD he would be the person who never turns on his mic. Or be the guy that only unmutes to say “GG”.
𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 ~ 𝓢ometimes he gets really depressed for long periods of time - after feeling better, he realizes something is missing. all he ended up realizing was that he found comfort in being so depressed. yeah he was miserable but it was the most “still” he’s felt in a long time.
yandere!var!rafren x fem reader who pretends to be a cat girl in hopes to not get mauled and kidnapped
i dontw anna write i just ovel readin gi love readin gos much i only read this today this is gonna be OOC please dont hate lplease dont bash me yes this is gonna be horrible writing yes i did this at 3 am
You don't understand this world at all, actually, you've given up totally on trying to understand anything that goes on! Human-like creatures walking around, although in reality they're some sort of cosmic predator. You still remember that time you saw what seemed like a human, only for it's face to split open the next second. Scary.
You don't even remember how you came to be in here, you just remember waking up one day on the side of the road on a bench, with blood all over you. Although you're not sure if it was yours, you had no wounds after all after you chcekd! you still wonder hwo's blood that is.
Anyway, one thing you've learnt from this world was that the people here are extremely abnormal, and secondly, it seems they won't bother you that much if they see you're a pet. although, that's just an impression you concluded yourself. it kida n makes ense, people donot' really wanna mess with other's property yea? who kows it might be some sort of mafia.. boss lpha.. soetmhing..
so, instead of being captured sedated and shoved into those glass enclosures you see, you've decided to pretend to be a pet. how do you do it? after all, you're not even sure what a pet is here, what's so different biologically, how thye act, how they smell, how they!!! etc, but you couldn't care less.
you had found some cardboard on the side of the road next to a rotting dead guy, and grabbed it off his hands. you've grown accustomed to these things, so you're not that nervous or shocked around them anymore. although, it's quite concerning that you'd rather be with silent corpses rather than the noisy non-humans here, they're kinda scary after all.
the great idea you had was... cardboard cutouts, that's right! you'd made some cardbodard cat ears, and taped them onto your head. it worked for some reason, although you're not sure how? it doesn't matter.
you've also taken the chance to make a cat tail, and it looks idioitc a hell but who cares! you look super cute, especially with these super cute stylish clothes you stole from a random store here, well the store owner was just sleeping on the grund, you figured it would've been fine.
osmething like that. or whaetver,
you're not sure how well you pass of, but entities and all sorts have been cooing at you when you walk by! some even asking where oyur owner is, you often just stare at them cutelyyyy before walking away, youre a 'pet' anyway, odu ont' need to answer them.
and so you lived like this for awhile, snatcing food from sellers or begging rfrom radnom entiites waliking around, fleeing from anyone trying to capture you and such. joking, hoking. it's oynl been a week. hhaa..
you can't belive you've gone through so many things in only.. aw eek. people ahere are ndeed crazy, you almost got captured by an ice crema truck for stealing, then one of those pet sellers tried to capture you, just before! now that you thin about it, dd you ever see them leave you ? wait, did they folllo yo-
you could only snap you rhead backwards as you heard a woosh, and a abat an inch fro your face,
"mreow!" you shireked out on reflex, getting smacekd dab on the face and passing out. you felt tblood trailing down your cheeks a nd onto the pavement as you could only close your eyes as a hooded figure leande over you.
"huh? are you sure this is a cat girl?" they said, noticing your cradboard ears
"fuckk ayou... bitch..h...." was the lsat words oyu slurred out, before passin gout for real..
you can't believe this. all of your efforts only to !!! end up!! in a gukcing glass enclosure agrh! you realize that htose hooded men had no bad intenitons with you, they jut wante to sell you off to the pet store! what the hell?!
its beena day or two since oyu've been here, hearing the other humans cry in fear and such, ergh,,, it kinda irritates you forreal.
also, it seems your cat ears are still on. for some reason youre in the human section, maybe they saw they were fake? but you've gornw a bit unanturrally attached with those cat ears,, seriously. itfeel slike they've become a part of you. oh well wahtever. they're pretty ceute anyway...
ayway, it's day two of being here. you hate it. you get some sort f mush that they deem nutrionable, and you hate that the wokrers here seem so huma like. It makes you feel uneasy for some sort of reason, an eerie feeling you can't seem to shake off no matter how hard you try to. so you just try to ignor it,,, you don't relal ymind it anyway at this point..
you curl up on a wall, leaning on it, and listened to the rambles for 1 5rmintues. you keep hearing the people around you scremaing for hlep, confused, scared, etc. yet it seems nobody really cares, or anything, you're not sure if you can deem them as bodies, lol,hha..?
what you didnt expect while closing your ees though, was to find someone tapping on your glass. you opeend your eyes slowly to flinch back, seeing a eyelidless person staring straight at you. he had a,.. unqieu haircut as well, it seemed like some sort of vntage bob hairstle. although, you could only stare at his eye sin fear s they seemed so... scary,..?intimatding? you dont know.
"Hello." His voice muffled through the glass seperating you two, you're kind of glad it's there--it makes ou feel safer from this guy. He puts his hand on the glass, they're some long sldenr fingers, and eeerily long nails. you could only nod your head as he stared at you with a flat face, as a worker came up to him.
"i see you've taken an interest to one of our newwest products, although we have to say, we can't tell what htey are! human or catgirl,but they're kinda cut eyea?" the worker smiled politely, while side eyeing your glass enclosure, seeing you curl up in the corner.
the vintaege looking man stared down at her for awhile, ebfore putting a hand on his chin comically. "randal... would misbehave.. it's a girl after all, i feel worried putting such a fragile thing in his hands." he muttered to himself, "hbut.. he needs to grow up and learn."
'ccrazy fuck1! im no tgoiig with you! who ist hsi randal kid?!?!?? is he gonna ffucking mkill me??' you wanted to scream out, but yuo were paralyzed with feare. you don't understnad why, but he really does scare you for some sort of reason.
it doesnt take long for the worker to drag you out and sedate you,as you balck ot again. "aghhr.. shit." you muttered out, seeing the vintage guy staring at you looking at him. "oh, we'll have to fix that mouth of yours." you heard him mutter out.
'mroew.....'
it's dark, and cramped. it's not that comfortale, seirously. it's uncomfrotable. SEIROUSYL GET!!
"Another gift?! Brother, thou spoil me far too much!" You hear a squeaky voice talking, with some creepy giggles followed by the end of his sentence as you could only freeze immediately upon hearing the voices.
"Yes. But, you must be careful with this one okay? Careful. Like. With a cat."
"i lovecats! I loooove cats so much.." You heard the sqeauky voice giggle again, agh fuck! why's he sound like that anyway? creepy!
"Very well. I'll be making sure you behave well. This is a good opportunity for you to learn the.. the way of the humans. Gentleness. Ah, yes.. gentle..."
'is eeveryone here batshit coocooo?' you t hogut to yourself.
You could only hiss at the sudden flash of light as the top of whatever container you were in got lifted up, squeezing your eyes shut and covering your eyes instinctively to block the flashy light. It hurts.
"A-a-a-a--aa... another!! human pet! kykakykakyk!!" An orange haired boy giggled wildly, "You're the bestest ever big brohter I've ever had!" he squirmed about.
"Best doesn't need est, Randal. Use proper english." The vintage man corrects him with a finge rup, although he got ingored by the teenaager looking boy quickyl.
You sat up, looking around you and seeing the bizzare looking non-humans. A catguy, oh, two catguys. Ah, you're a catgirl aren't you? Will they find you out?
Although, it seems that they're a bit on gurad with you. They seem bvery nervous, wlel one of the are, the other onel looksl ike they want to beat the shit out of you aleady. meow..
"Wow! You haev such a cute ooutfit on already! Kekeke... I wonder how you'll look with my doll's outfit...s.. keke... huk!"
"Randal. Your nose is bleeding again."
"Augh!" The teenager wiped it with his white gloves, staining them with the blood. You cringe at this.
"Where the hell am I?" You spoke, trying to sound confident.
"Heh.. you aure aren't like sebastiasnt.. youre quit efesity arent u. Well, that's a standard quality for one of my pets of course, kekeke..." emphasis on the pet, "I'll name you, yo... ill name you... y/n de chicken leg sausage farmer the escond!" his head snapped back to a ginger wearing a jester outfit, "Dont worry sebseb, you'll always be my umer one, haah.. "
The ginger cinrged at this, as he put his hands up grabbing his sides, "Tha...thanks... I guess."
ok thats it i write later again its os bad fuckme fuck this fuck exams
