#nyorkstarter

[gtfojaxon]

I bought some gummy bears today... And I - I just ordered some pizza to eat whilst I study for my chemistry exam. It's going to be a - a good night. Or as good as it can get.

[gtfojaxon]

This morning I decided to - to donate some money for the polar bears and - and for a project that helps rescue abducted childs. Feels nice to know you - you can help others who are in need.

[ronanxwalters]

I swear, at least half the people in this city have anger issues. You bump into someone on the street and end up getting punched in the face. I mean, it's a busy street, what do they expect? I'm getting tired of the nasty looks these strangers send me when our shoulders accidentally bump, like dude, I didn't murder your dog or anything, calm down.

[ewminnie]

If there's one thing I'll never be able to understand is how can people be fake to the ones they don't like. Just tell them to fuck off, don't be nice to them, what's the point of that?

[fckaxel]

Now, please. One of you needs to come feed me. The other read my physics book to me.

[gtfojaxon]

I - sometimes I wish I could bring all the kittens I see on the street every morning to my house... But that would be a little, uh, complicated. And I would probably get kicked out of the flat.

[ronanxwalters]

I have way too much Chinese food to eat by myself and in need of someone to play Call of Duty with, any volunteers?

[fckaxel]

So I had to finish this biography for history, right, and write a review on it and so naturally I was like “getting high will make this way more bearable,” but then after that I was like basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy and at some point I think I cried.