me, Bertrum x Lacie: Ah yes Bertrum is an absolute gentleman, treats Lacie like an delicate flower. They are in love your honor and they are baby.
me, Bertrum x Sammy: Man… their relationship is so strained and yet so sweet, Bertrum cares a lot about Sammy, it’s just not… always easy to say…
me, Bertrum x Joey: BERTRUM WILL GET ATTENTION ANY WAY POSSIBLE!!!!! IF THAT MEANS??? HE GOTTA SIT ON JOEY???? SO BE IT!!!!!!!!
“Joey pls listen to me tell you how lucky you are that i, the great bertrum piedmont, loves u”














