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You may say we are cruel or unethical, and that the chaos insurgency are the good guys

But you can't deny we have a better dental plan than the CI.

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ATTENTION ALL SITE-19, 7, AND 39 STAFF

Announcement from Overseer ■■■■ of Site 19: If you have any recollection of an event called "SCP speed dating" please at this time head to the closest Foundation medical facilities for Class-A type amnestics. There was no point in the SCP Foundation's history where multiple researchers, security staff, medical staff, and humanoid anomalies were brought into the mess hall to interact. There were no displays of affection on Sites 19, 7 and 39 and no disastrous dates at local restaurants. Do not trust Dr.Shaw's explanations of what happened on ■/■/■■. It was not to "bring staff together", "Create new future staff" and will not happen again. Because it never did.

Dr. ■■■ and Lieutenant ■■■■ are romantically involved purely by chance

Do not ask Dr. ■■■ about this. She will not answer.

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Happy Pride month to The Soviet Union and The Peoples Republic of China

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@chaos-insurgency-official fuck you I have a tiny green stapler

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Remember your SCP Speed Dating Post? I ship Dr. ■■■ and Lieutenant ■■■■

That was a comedic footnote how did you manage to extract anything to use? All that is detailed in the post is that the doctor is female.

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damn the queen really just got bored with life