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[nelllraiser]

[pm] Hey! Have you heard from Bea? The last thing we talked about was a threesome and I haven't heard back and I feel like maybe she changed her mind about-- [message deleted, new pm] Hey! I sent Bea a meme and she didn't give me like at least a LOL so if she's like weirded out about the-- [message deleted, new pm] I KNOW ABOUT THE HOS [message deleted, no message sent]

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[dariodanoite]

@bemyfriendplease

[pm] Yes! How can I help you? Please tell me it’s not another ‘Is your refrigerator running?’ thing because I can’t deal with another one of those.

[pm] Uhhh- yeah, hey. How does one...what am I supposed to even say?? This is the guy. The guy from...the forest?

And I think my refrigerator is okay.

[nisavurcl]

@bemyfriendplease

[pm] BECAUSE SHE’S NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE AND SHE HATES ME AND I LOOKED AT HER MAN CRUSH’S DICK

Hi, Mrs. Vural! I think we’re both just really busy now! I miss h But that’s okay! Sometimes I send her pictures of dogs I see around! How are you? I miss you way more than I miss your daughter. You’re the cool one, obviously.

[pm] Honestly, darling- I keep telling everyone to call me Nisa. Mrs. Vural is so dating, don’t you think? But no one’s ever too busy for a friend! I’m sure she’s just aching to see you! Maybe you could see her at a show! Have you seen the new act she’s put together? Of course, there’s a few flaws but- she always manages to astound her crowd. Our little shining star. 

That’s sweet, though. You were always one of my favorites when it came to her friends. I’m well, thank you for asking.

[dariodanoite]

Hey Dolly! Thanks for defending me on the internet, that's really sweet of you. Do you wanna hang out? Now that the sun is out we could do something fun! Like! Uh. Um. Look at each other?

I’m being called Dolly....publicly...this is fine. Oh- you saw that? Well, she was being shitty so- it only seemed fair. And your cookies aren’t bad. People just don’t have taste. But sure. The sun is pretty usual for looking at each other. Is this about you thinking my arms look like trees?

Besides it looks like I’m not alone. Thank you for uh- defending me, as well. Even though I’m still not a nudist.

[dariodanoite]

@bemyfriendplease

[pm] I’m sorry I did that publicly. I thought it might…help. I’m so sorry, Dario. Oh! This isn’t about your tree arms. I promise! I just want to spend time with you.

[pm] Sorry? Why are you sorry? There you go getting my hopes up, and then dashing them again, Beijo. But yeah- that sounds good fun nice. ? What were you thinking of doing?

[nelllraiser]

@bemyfriendplease

[pm] Penelope. This isn't funny. Killing people is a crime.

[pm] What are you gonna do, Bo? Bring me home in handcuffs again for saying that you shouldn’t admit to killing people on the internet which is TO BE FAIR- good advice. 

[dariodanoite]

@bemyfriendplease

Oh, Dario Dolly! Thank you again for taking me home! Did you happen to find a sock? I’m missing a sock. Not that it’s that important, it’s just that it’s these really nice Dolly Parton socks. And yep! Drank the gatorade. Thanks again! I owe you.

How would you feel about a threeso

Of course, Beijo. I can’t let my favorite police officer get stuck drunk in a mime bar, now can I? Is it a sock with a big, blond woman on them? With pink? I really hope this isn’t another girl’s sock. Maybe you can pay me back by hanging out with me soon.