New Jon Bois video just dropped, and I have a new life goal
I am a Minor Oaf for an unfortunate chair incident in college, so I just need one more oafish act to go the distance, such as
walking into a very clean window pane
falling down an elevator shaft
hitting your thumb with a hammer
knocking down something precarious by sneezing (house of cards, for instance)
being crushed by a falling anvil, safe, or piano
tripping head first into a garbage can
being hit in the face with a pie (caveat: pie must not have been thrown with humorous intent)
having a window fall on your fingers
being dragged along by a car after getting an article of clothing caught in the door
mistaking a lit stick of dynamite for a birthday candle or cigar
flapping dickey











