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Trump Weird News - The Oaf's Oath - Real Presidents Defend Her !!!
Real Presidents "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution".
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Trump Weird News - The Oaf's Oath - Real Presidents Defend Her !!!
Real Presidents "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution".
WALdSCHRAtE (FORESt SPIRItS)
These shapeshifters—also known as woodland beings or tree spirits—call ancient groves their home.
Some legends claim they can assume any form: from a stooped elder with skin like bark and hair made of moss and twigs, to a massive, clawed beast with antlers crowning its skull, or even ordinary forest predators like wolves, wildcats, and bears—or a flock of birds.
A forest spirit is extremely dangerous in combat, as it can summon the forest and all its inhabitants to its aid.Its command over both animals and plants leads many to regard it as the master of the forest. In some regions of the world, these creatures are even worshipped; a form of nature cult has developed around them, retaining followers in isolated forest communities to this day.
The inhabitants of these villages offer small game or birds to the forest spirit, worshipping it under the name Kerun or Kernos. These religious traditions have also spawned many legends of benevolent forest spirits that drive prey toward hunters, guide lost pilgrims back to the path, or rescue travelers from bandits.
The latter notion is entirely unfounded, however, as forest spirits are fiercely territorial and claim the woods they inhabit as their own domain.
Consequently, the appearance of armed men—whether bandits or soldiers—is viewed as a challenge or a direct threat, and the spirit will use every means at its disposal to destroy the intruders. This behavior gives rise to another widespread belief: that only the most noble-hearted hunters can pass through a forest spirit's territory unscathed.
Returning back to a project after a bit of an impromptu (and unintentionally long) hiatus!
I'm back to writing for Of A Feather, my tapas series! I am excited for this project, and I want to treat it as such. I'm not going to be giving many updates on its progress until the next chapter is done and ready to go, in case it takes a while.
Regardless, there will soon be more content to show, and I'll be trying my best to make the wait between interesting. I'll also be posting information about the original species featured in the story! It's all underway.
Aside from that, I have a couple other projects I'm cooking up :3c
but Of A Feather is the main focus! Once the next chapter is uploaded, I'll start sharing more details!
The cover was illustrated by @slinksowses!
Pouting, embarrassed, in love.
The award winning 1961 Hawaiian Punch commercial introducing Punchy and Oaf, voiced by Ross Martin and John Urie.
You guys ever make your own blinkie? I made like two and tbh, it was the most fun I've had in a long long time... I miss using these all the time.
These are two I made for my OC universe. PLEASE share if you've made or are making one.
Literally all I did was draw, move the pixels around in Capcut and use an online website to convert the videos to GIFs
Try it out, please
Chapters: 21/21 Fandom: The 1975 (Band) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: George Daniel/Matthew Healy Characters: George Daniel, Matthew Healy, Adam Hann, Ross MacDonald, Carly Holt Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Hurt/Comfort, Past Drug Addiction, Fertility Issues, Top George Daniel Summary:
He couldn’t be in heat. He couldn’t remember what he even was supposed to do if he was in heat. But he couldn’t be. It had been nine years, all of the blood tests, all of the wait and seeing, all the hormone shots had yielded the same results. He didn’t have a heat cycle anymore, and he would never have one again. He had damaged his body beyond repair.
Except apparently not because he was dripping more slick than he had produced even as a horny teenager and his uterus was screaming at him that it wanted a baby and he just felt so nauseous and empty and-
New Jon Bois video just dropped, and I have a new life goal
I am a Minor Oaf for an unfortunate chair incident in college, so I just need one more oafish act to go the distance, such as
walking into a very clean window pane
falling down an elevator shaft
hitting your thumb with a hammer
knocking down something precarious by sneezing (house of cards, for instance)
being crushed by a falling anvil, safe, or piano
tripping head first into a garbage can
being hit in the face with a pie (caveat: pie must not have been thrown with humorous intent)
having a window fall on your fingers
being dragged along by a car after getting an article of clothing caught in the door
mistaking a lit stick of dynamite for a birthday candle or cigar
flapping dickey