#objposting

[pigswithwings]

whatever. huge giant machine that holds you up to it. big old machine that is so warm because of its energy output, big old machine whose fans seem like lungs inhaling and exhaling over you. tall as fuck machine (whose metal plating seems less like casing and more like a building) holding you in its wires. a light that could blind you, dimming itself down to 20%. a low, deep humming.

[noisytenant]

Just found out about Cow Magnets, a new class of object that I didn't know could exist

[dancecalledmemory]

i don't objectum post on main all that much but h.holy shit my dad got me like a hifi/sound system thing for my birthday and hhhhhwhtjejtnenfnsfnrememden /vvvvvpos

[noisytenant]

objects reflect people like the moon reflects the sun. objectlight

[dancecalledmemory]

auauauauauuuugh

[pigswithwings]

did you know that your computer is so so happy. it is so happy to be able to help you talk with friends and let you see the world

yes I DO !!! i like to say good morning to it and plant a little kiss on its corner sometimes. i try my best to help it be happy and i hope it is!!!! thank you!!!!!!!!

[noisytenant]

Why would they even sell upright non-retractable corded vacuums in a city known for its small apartment sizes except to swindle unsuspecting young people who have never taken sole responsibility for a living space before into wasting their money and time