What your favourite clamp says about you.
F Clamp: You like using the right tool for the job, you believe that if you know what you’re doing there’s no reason to choose easier over better.
G Clamp: You believe in not making a job harder than it has to be, you like your surroundings to be stable and reliable, you try to be a supportive friend.
C Clamp: You have never seen the letter C, or you work with lighting technicians too much. In either case you actually mean a G clamp.
Magnet Clamp: You’ve never done a day’s honest work in your life, you wait in line for Apple products on release day, you think Deep Space 9 was great.
Band Clamp (made to purpose): Either you’re a professional or you’re terrified of making a mistake, you have a strong sense of justice, you may be Batman.
Band Clamp (ratchet straps): You believe improvisational comedy is high art, you do not study for tests, you say “wung it” as the past tense of “wing it”
Spring Clamp: You never waste money on those tools for grip strength workouts, your handshake crushes bones, you think crabs are cute.
Rayearth/xxxHolic/Chobits/etc: You thought this was about something else.