#observethewalrus

[totilyapowerexshane]

to me your trademark is definitely dog!shane™️ and orgasm denial! i like how much fun you have with it 💕 but also you read my hypnokink fic and that made me so happy 🥰

yayyyyy it is so fun to torture the puppy 😁😁😁 and this fandom has been seriously sleeping on hypnokink with these two so i was immediately locked the fuck in when i saw ur fic .. like i just think shane would love to Stop Thinking and ilya would find the complete control over shane sooo heady

[gimmiekiss1221]

How about horny AND mushy?

It’s their 10th wedding anniversary and there is no force on earth that can make them leave their bed. They can’t go quite as many rounds as they used to, but they can last longer if they take it nice and slow, Ilya’s grinding in deep and they’re pressed so close, speaking in hushed tones, there’s no rush to come. There was a time in their lives when neither of them ever dreamed they could have this at all let alone have it for so many years. They’re both happy and safe and so so in love

sorry this took me a minute babe!

but yes ugh god this is so sweet. the fact that they're finally together, have been for so long, that they can stay in bed forever?? no more rushing in hotel rooms.

ilya cries a little, always mourning the time they wasted not being together and being stupid about their feelings for each other. but shane is oh so reassuring, reminding him that it doesn't matter, all that matters is that it happened! they're here together now

and they know each other's bodies maybe better than their own at this point. always knowing right when they're at rhe edge and happily coming together

and sure, they can't go at it like rabbits anymore, but they can always get it in at least two [usually three] rounds on uninterrupted days like this

it's pure heaven and something they always feared they could never have, and now here they are ten years married 😭

[xoxoemynn]

🌹

Thank you, Jenn!

Ed blushed, and Mary coughed, and Stede wondered if perhaps there was a giant hole somewhere in the gardens where he could bury himself.

For every 🌹 I’ll share one random line from my WIP!

[lesbiandonnanoble]

If you're still doing the drabble game can I request Two and Jamie, right before a passionate first kiss, "I never want you to feel like you're not good enough"?

24 - Right before a first kiss + "I never want you to feel like you're not good enough"

When your memories are taken from you and then suddenly returned, all at once, they’re not in various degrees of fade, like they should be naturally. Each little thing is just as sharp as the next, and Jamie remembered everything.

i am SO SORRY this took so long. this ask is literally from months and months ago, but here is the fic, finally finished, on ao3

[fourhologram]

Hello <3 Can I ask 14, 70, and 97 for the unusual asks, please? Hope you're having a good day!

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

I don't this is how the question was supposed to be answered, but like a nice little cabin in the woods near the mountains? Surround me in beautiful scenery please, I just find it really relaxing. or like a townhouse in those old fashioned cities with the cobblestone roads and a bunch of tiny shops. For the aesthetic mostly but i love the manageable busyness of small cities. If we're talking like specifics tho? Italy would be top tier but also New Zealand or Washington state

70. what was the last concert you saw?

oh gosh i think it was a young the giant concert like 6 years ago? its been a long time XD

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?

dark and milk are tied. basically anything but white.

[doodlebless]

observethewalrus replied to your post “oh thank goodness it’s back to normal that was pretty damn unusable D:”

Did you do anything to fix it or did it just happen? My dash has been acting up for weeks and I have no clue what's going on

Wish I could tell you what I did, I just kept refreshing and suddenly it fixed itself

Genuinely no clue what’s going on with it lately. Then again, that’s nothing new really xD

[goldkirk]

observethewalrus replied to your post “they played Blurred Lines during freshman move-in twice today and I...”

i really wish that song would disappear into oblivion but just when i think we're safe some asshat decides they HAVE TO PLAY IT AGAIN

too true too true

[w00fies]

observethewalrus replied to your post: i ate TWO(2) brownies and i wanna throw up

Dude, right? Seems like a good idea at the time till your stomach reminds you it’s not made of sugar

my stomach: EAT A VEGETABLE DUMBASS

me: ....maybe one more brownie