Starting into my Bachman brainrot!! (Delusion)
Some drawings of him (featuring a tiny Ness) plus the lyrics that inspired my Bachman crushing on Ness headcanons (translations down below)
Lyrics from Kleinstadtboy by OOMPH!
You are a strong (as a bear) goalkeeper, rarely let one in / You concentrate on the ball cause what can't be can't be / You're tough in front of your team, you never cry in the shower / But when you see your cute center forward, your knees shake /Just run away from yourself, turn away


















