Morning Distractions (3296 words) by ObsidianPirate Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Married Couple, Idiots in Love, Enthusiastic Consent, Dirty Talk, Rimming, Anal Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, NSFW Art, Pray for the Settee, Seriously How Is It Not Broken Yet, Come Sharing, Teasing, Hotdogging, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Imbedded art, The Settee has seen THINGS Summary:
Sometimes Stede can't help himself. You can't blame him. He looks at his husband and he must get his hands in him and lavish him with all the pleasure he can muster. So when Ed's walking around nude before they start the day, Stede figures it is a perfect opportunity to delay being responsible pirate co-captains.












