#obviouslay

[dayone2012]

#4wordsproject ! 1.Hanuman 2.Heart 3.Teapot 4.Facebook They say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions but it's shoddy workmanship is overseen by ill intent. Its a crappy road which trips up both the goody two~shoes and evil doers alike. You've seen all those movies where there's some evil mastermind who's about to destroy the world then fucks it up by overlooking some small detail some basic hero exploits, right? It's not because the bad guys are stupid or evil can never win in the face of good, etc. Both darkness and light are equally matched in strength and potential. Back in the day Light and Shadow used to be the celebrity couple that everyone looked up to #yinyanged. Ever since they broke up It's been devastating for all the denizens of the divine realm. Mostly they've all been sulking in the spirit world and and trying to learn how to grow up alone without balanced influence. Now, They usually just troll each other on Facebook (the Necronomicon book of the dead which is bound in the skin of human faces. U know it?) It's been on the cosmic best seller list for over 1000 Yugas. Nowadays Deities just argue fiercely about wether Yoga is better than Armegeddon and no one has been down to earth in a long time. recently a Necrohacker imp from the underworld decided to mix things up and reincarnated Hanuman the monkey god, the sacred heart of Virgin Mary and the genie from Aladdin knowing they all had loud and disparate beliefs. he assumed they'd cause catastrophe here on earth which would ease his infinite boredom. It would've worked too but the virgin Mary's heart wasn't a virgin and Hanuman is a real charmer with the ladies so it wasn't long before they were dating. Due to a misjudged Necrohack The genies summer home Teapot was brought to life (sans genie) and had mad flute skills with the chillest vibe. #obviouslay, they made the perfect legit tight dance crew which have yet to be defeated. some of the best layd plans can backfire on you and all your grand dreams of mayhem can become a force for inspiration, bridging borders, and invincible dance moves. The lesson here is destroy your dreams and aspirations and let the flute tunes move you #naturalay

[dayone2012]

I have a confession about this here #4wordsproject 1.taco 2.cat 3.pineapple 4.jetski this one here only seems like the most obvious representation to the 4 words given. i assume most everyone would imagine this exact scenario when presented with these four words. normally, i try to do something that people wouldn’t expect but with this it was just too classic of a combination for me NOT to do what i was obliged to. i mean, clearly the taco HAS to be a jetski and without a doubt a very cool Pineapple MUST be driving it. #obviouslay . so yeah, i guess i phoned it in on that part. and sure sure, it's the most traditional choice to add the stereotypical monsterous "cat-fish" chasing the taco jetski but sometimes you have to conform to tradition lest we face the wrath of the masses. that being said, i was hard pressed to deny my more unique and plainly contrarian personality traits in one select aspect of the piece as a whole. i confess, it was not my conscious intention to corrupt this traditionally innocent scene into a profane sexual innuendo that you will never be able to unsee. in a nutshell, if you look closely you'll see that hungry pussy "licking a wet squirting taco" instead of simply swallowing an ordinary pineapple taco jet ski whole like a normal hungry sea beast would. its a subtle detail but an effective tool for my deviant unconscious proclivities. i always try to warn people that i can’t help it when i’m given even the slightest direction and invariably somehow corrupt it to within a hairs breadth of the confines of the main directive. I was specified to make this piece PG-13 because R might be too hard core based on my previous works. ironically, i think that is what forced my hand to use my nefarious subliminal programming tricks to turn an innocent taco jetski adventure into a salacious orgy of libidinous appetites. i didn’t want to! believe me! but... in the end it'll always be just hungry pussy and hot wet tacos for everyone while remaining legitimately PG-13. oh and there's also a cool pineapple but that doesn’t have any deeper meaning…. or does it? no… it doesn’t... but maybe it does. yeah it probably does but i’ve said too much already.