#obviouslydeduced asks

[obviouslydeduced]

I mean filling a bucket of soapy water and pouring it over your head. Or asked Mrs Hudson or Mycroft or assistance. Maybe that's why John is meeting with Mycroft.

I appreciate that your ideas do not involve him participating in sexual matters to get me in. But I don't believe he and Mycroft are "chatting" about that. The water, however, would be acceptable if his temper got too hot.

[obviouslydeduced]

For both of you: what is your favorite childhood memory? And what is your favorite overall memory?

Our childhood memories can be found here.

Overall memory? In all my life?

Hell, get to it.

It's rather difficult... all my years of experience an only one memory.

Mine is when I returned. Done.

From the dead?

Yes. You take too long.

I've got it: When I came home from Harry's. You were so distraught. It was wonderful.

My pain was pleasure to you?

Your care and emotion towards me was eye opening.

[obviouslydeduced]

In reference to your post/66004667312/ - You know, /technically/, most cherry tomatoes are round, and as such, do not have a point. *smirks*

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Sherlock says he wont answer because "Reasons, John". Apparently sulking in our room, door locked, with the violin screeching its cries is more important than responding to you. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[obviouslydeduced]

why are you guys so adorable :)

It's in our genetics.

You sod.

Mind you.

No, no... it is my business. Adorableness cannot be found in our genetics.

Then what can it be found in, detective?

Actions, choices, preferences.

Oh. Right.

[obviouslydeduced]

Even though I'm pretty sure you'll haveno idea what I'm talking about I'm gonna tell you anyways. Might get Sherlock out of his mood. In a video game I play, you catch creatures. You can also give them a nickname. One creature is really fat and you encounter one which is in the player's way. I caught this creature. I then nicknamed him Mycroft. Hope you find that amusing.

Glad to know that someone other than us notices his weight gain, hmm?

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How do you feel about cherry tomatoes?

They make do in pastas and such.

Pointless.

Sherlock, they're food. They can't be pointless.

Giving my opinion would be pointless. What is it like in your head, John? Really. I would like to know. Must be boring.

I'll answer if you tell me why you get cranky without cases even if you just finished one an hour ago.

Well, a spark in my brain triggers...

Rhetorical. It was rhetorical. 

[obviouslydeduced]

I'm confused. What exactly is going on?

A few days Sherlock turned our table into ashes for "fun". I've been trying to get him him to buy another one and fix the situation. But. He. Wont.

[obviouslydeduced]

Sherlock is acting like a toddler. Why?

Because he's an adorable sod.

I. Am. Not. Adorable, mind you.

You would be if you fixed to table.

I'd rather not. Boring.