okay you know what, i’m not going to wait for any asks because i really wanna just go ahead and to the brotp thing for my character Ethan and @tehrenji‘s character Eydan because they are my ultimate brotp.
who steals french fries off the other’s plate
obviously Eydan steals Ethan's fries. especially while Ethan isn’t looking because when he catches her stealing his fries, he retaliated by drinking all of whatever her drink is. tbh i think this probably happened more than once, and the last time it did happen, Eydan’s drink was a chocolate milkshake. Ethan had to go to the hospital after that because he’s allergic to chocolate.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
again, Eydan would be the one to jokingly go in for a kiss when asked if they’re dating. Ethan’s response is extreme flailing of the arms and immediately trying to get away. Most of the time Eydan just does it because she thinks his reaction is funny.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
Ethan would be the one to bail Eydan out of jail. simply because she’s way to adventurous for her own good. Though I also wouldn’t be surprised if Ethan was to be arrested for hacking.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues
okay this is a very big if, but IF dating advice would be needed, Ethan would be giving it to Eydan. Ethan has no need or want for dating advice because he’s ace/aro and perfectly happy just spending his days on his laptop computer (which he just happened to name Tesla because he’s a huge nerd)
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
Eydan shamelessly cheats at video games by covering Ethan's eyes. but that’s because Ethan is shamelessly cheating at video games by using his technopathy to gain an advantage.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
Eydan calls the top bunk all day, every day.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights
all pillow fights start with Eydan throwing a pillow at Ethan's head, and ends with Ethan blatantly ignoring it.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush
neither, because they’re both ace.