i was tagged by @ruvviks and @roseeway to do this. thank you!! :D
tagging @lestatlioncunt @ncytiri and whoever else wants to do this!! [:
rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).
gender: some sort of man type thing
🔪 he can reach things on the top shelf for you [very tall] [often forgets this] [bruised forehead is just part of his look now]
🔪 GREAT boobs i mean some absolutely fantastic honkers i mean some beautiful tits i mean s
🔪 VERY skilled with a knife. he can throw one and stab you in the head from a distance. he wont. but he will make sure everyone remembers it
🔪 his autistic whimsy means he will not shut up about cars for hours and he can fix yours for you no matter the problem
🔪 entirely too dedicated to work sometimes and will put his life on the line constantly bc he's stupid and doesnt consider the fact that he also has a body that needs caring for sometimes
🔪 and also he will just sit and work and not move for hours on end very late into the night and will not realise it until he's forcibly dragged away from the screen. sorry
🔪 entirely too stubborn for his own good and would need to be punched in the face HARD to realise how stupid he's being
🔪 very bad at using his phone so if theres an emergency you will get One extremely concerning text and then 12 hours later another one thats just hYgey look at this cat i saw on the wa y hone 😃
🔪 he can and will rail you for hours without stopping if you asked nicely. he is an absolute freak and could very much do that without getting tired. sorry 🙏
🔪 youre allowed to bite him. he's into that. he'll try to say he isn't but his whimpering says otherwise. and also generally just into a lot of freak shit you can do WHATEVER with this guy and he'd be moaning in seconds
🔪 his waist is very grabbable his ass is very grabbable his boobs are very grabbable his di
🔪 pierced tongue AND pierced nipples. btw. if! you even care
Would You Smash
smash
pass
secret third thing [Please. tell me]
Voting ended onJul 27, 2024
