#oc:kumo

[mushroombitchboy]

//aaaaaaa tumblr glitched and i unfollowed you whoops anyway have some kumo being a dumbass

"Jun, I think I accidentally drank from the wrong bottle." Kumo had been working with Jun in the lab all day, watching them work on a new poison to test in the field and being the best (worst) assistant anyone could ask for.

"I meant to grab my water bottle, but I think I just drank from that one-" he pointed at a bottle with a similar shape to his water bottle- "and now my mouth and throat and everything burns. And I feel like I'm going to vomit." He grabbed Jun's arm. "What should I do?"

Junpei stared in awe at how much of an idiot this ninja could be, it’s like Kumo was just born without brain cells.

“Why the hell would you—,” the boy had take a moment to get his words right, there’s no point in being mean when his friend is now definitely gonna be sick for the next two weeks, they shoved a bucket into Kumo’s hands, “because you’re gonna, or you better hope you puke because it’ll feel worse going down!”

Quietly grumbling, Jun went to get a bottle of a green liquid, “To help you get it out of your system, are you allergic to anything? Hopefully this’ll be a lesson on why food isn’t allowed in the labs!”

[fanfic-enthusiast]

I know I'm late to the party on this but here’s my Adventure Time OC.

Kumo, the laidback lady of the skies. She’s no princess but enjoys the royal look. 

[mushroombitchboy]

//it's been WAY too long since ive rp'd so it's TIME

"Jun!" Kumo ran up to the chunin and grabbed the kid's shoulders. He launched into a spiel, talking quickly

"Hi, I need caffeine. I have a mission starting tomorrow that's supposed to last three days, and I don't think we're getting any breaks, and I know you have enough caffeine to kill an army so... can I have some? I'll pay you. I just need enough to keep me awake for the three days." Asking a teenager for what Kumo considered to be drugs wasn't the most dignified thing for a jonin to be doing, but Kumo needed something to keep him awake.

Junpei almost right hooked Kumo for quickly he grabbed their shoulders, “Jesus Kumo, calm the hell down!”

Listening to the spiel of the Jonin Jun considered the offer, “Well, I kinda doubt you’ll be up for three days straight, but I’ll give you a pack for the cost of two.”

[mushroombitchboy]

Kumo ran to Kaito and grabbed the boy by the shoulders, a look of terror in his eyes.

“Iaccidentallytoldankoaboutjunscrushonshinoandnowjunsgonnakillemehelpmekaito!”

Kaito stared in amazement on how fast Kumo could talk. Yet, he could barely keep up with what the nin said.

The redhead took Kumo’s wrist off his shoulders, “Ok, I’m gonna need you to calm yourself for like two seconds and repeat everything you just said.”

[mushroombitchboy]

//ehehhehehehe im feeling angsty :)

"C'mon, Jun, you'd better wake up." Kumo had a bandage and torniquet wrapped around Jun's arm, but blood was still trickling out of the deep wound. A medical nin hadn't gone with them on their mission, so Kumo was stuck using his minimal knowledge of first aid to patch them up. He figured they had some kind of head injury, but the main thing he was concerned about was stopping the blood from coming out.

"If you bleed out from a fucking arm wound, Anko's gonna kill me."

(Honestly I see it)

The world felt like it was spinning faster than it was, and the high pitched ringing in the kid’s ears was starting to get annoying. Yet when Jun finally came to he heard Kumo mention Anko killing him.

“Mmmm….she’ll kill me if I come home with a deep ass arm wound.” Junpei wanted to laugh but it hurt like hell. They looked at what their superior was doing.

‘Well, that’s more blood than expected…’

Everything seemed funny at the moment and the ginger wasn’t sure if it was from the blood loss or head trauma, but it was better than panicking, “Dude…you better not be the reason I die.”

[mushroombitchboy]

" you can't just keep it all bottled up, you know? you gotta let it all out of you, otherwise you'll just explode. "

i just saw these and i think this one would be great for kumo with jun or amaya (your choice)

“Maybe that’s the better option, most people don’t like hanging around explosives, and if they do it’s with extreme caution.”

It was the first thing Amaya said since Kumo found her in that patch of trees, from the looks of her you’d think the mission was a success but there was damage anywhere around her.

The girl had a mix of blood and soot on her body, the smell was vile, she reeked of death. Yet the forest around the chunin was fine, almost perfect. It’s hard to say what happened in the 20 minutes they were separated.

However, it was obvious the girl was on the brink of tears, “Why dies everything hurt? This never happens, it’s easy to do this, so why now?”

[mushroombitchboy]

"Anko told me I'd find you here." Kumo walked over to where Jun was training on his own, punching a training dummy. He found himself almost nervous to talk to them. He wanted to make a good impression on his friend's student, but he didn't think he'd done a good job of it before. Apologizing was one of his least favorite things in the world to do, but he thought it was necessary in this scenario. The least he could do was to open a conversation with the kid.

"I'm sorry about yesterday. I should have told you what I was doing in Anko's lab and been more polite."

Jun almost didn’t hear Kumo, but they did notice him. If the kid was honest with himself they didn’t think that the older man still wanted to talk to him. Kumo still did have a mark from Little Guy, and it’ll probably scar. Plus Jun did proceed to threaten the shinobi.

Sighing, “I was rude too, is your arm ok?”

[mushroombitchboy]

DUDE IMAGINE KUMO AND JUN WORKING TOGETHER TO USE SPIDER VENOM TO MAKE NEW POISONS

like kumo and his spiders have venom and he takes some of their venom and lets jun work with it

also imagine a giant spider wandering around the lab when jun is trying to work hshfhsfhsj

Oh GOD

Jun thought having Kumo be his assistant was a hassle with his questions and impulsiveness.

Now the guy comes in with this big ass spider that can barely fit into the room, but Kami it was a great idea.

Taking spider venom is already a delicate task, but from a summon?! It takes a lot of hours (and mistakes….and questions) but when it’s made, it’s deadly.

The first time it was ever used they realized how out of proportion it was and that even for the ENEMY no one deserves that much pain. However a few adjustments and you have one of Junpei’s favorite poisons and Kumo’s only poison of choice.