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Only Connect || s01e03 || Victoria’s Outro

“Please join us next time, when once again we’ll be trying to demonstrate that even when the world seems random and purposeless there are underlying synergies, it’s just a matter of tuning into them. Goodbye”

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Only Connect || s01e02 || Victoria’s Introduction

“Hello and welcome to Only Connect. The show that takes its title from E.M. Forster’s novel ‘Howards End’. “Only connect the prose and the passion and both will be exalted.” But that’s a bit too easy. It’s not enough just to connect the prose and the passion, here we ask you to connect all sorts of things. Dozens of disparate elements and clues that on first glance appear to have nothing in common at all.”

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Only Connect || s01e05 || Victoria’s Introduction

“Hello and welcome to Only Connect. The quiz where general knowledge meets lateral thinking, they get to like each other and live happily ever after. Until general knowledge has an affair, which of course lateral thinking can easily work out and it all ends in bitter divorce.”

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Only Connect || s01e04 || Victoria’s Introduction

“Welcome to Only Connect. A quiz that offers its contestants something far greater than the chance merely to win, it’s the chance to show off. Our teams are expected to spot the connections hidden in a duplicitous fog of disguised clues. Imagine the triumph when they succeed and the shame when they don’t. That is the knife edge they walk.”

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Only Connect || s01e11 || Victoria’s Outro

“There’ll be more high wire mind games next time in our last quarter final. Join us then, goodbye.”

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Only Connect || s01e08 || Victoria’s Outro

“We’ll be back next time with two more teams anxious to engage in a spirited search for missing links and unexpected convergences. Until then, goodbye.”

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Only Connect || s01e11 || Victoria’s Introduction

“Hello again. We’re at the quarter final stage here on Only Connect which means our teams have already demonstrated their ability to unearth connections when none seems to exist. But the heats were easy. These are the far more treacherous quarter finals where it’s my job to lure the tugboat of confidence onto the jagged rocks of despair. My specialty. Eager to sail to their doom we’ve got two returning teams.”

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Only Connect || s01e09 || Victoria’s Outro

“I hope you’ll join us next time for more contestants to be tortured on the rack of quarter final action. Goodbye.”