tagging: @thedinalixlegacy & @palepinkycat, also anyone who’d like to do it!
Q: Name?
A: “Who's asking?”
Q: Are you single?
A: "Yeah, and that's the way it's going to stay, thank you."
Q: Are you happy?
A: He snorts.
Q: Are you angry?
A: "Not sure I have the energy for that anymore. This isn't a personal growth thing, I'm just exhausted."
Q: Are your parents still married?
A: "What parents?"
NINE FACTS
Q: Birth Place?
A: "Fuck if I know."
Q: Hair Color?
A: "Red."
Q: Eye Color?
A: "White."
Q: Birthday?
A: "13th day, 11th month. On paper, at least."
Q: Mood?
A: He makes a vague, uncertain gesutre.
Q: Gender?
A: "Does it matter?"
Q: Summer or winter?
A: "Summer? I guess?"
Q: Morning or afternoon?
A: "Mornings."
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Q: Are you in love?
A: "Unfortunately."
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?
A: "Whoever does is a moron."
Q: Who ended your last relationship?
A: "I would've needed to be in one for someone to end it."
Q: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
A: "Not that I know of."
Q: Are you afraid of commitments?
A: "Next question."
Q: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
A: "Have you?"
Q: Have you ever had a secret admirer?
A: "Don't know, don't care. It's their own personal problem."
Q: Have you ever broken your own heart?
A: "This is where I joke about not having one, I guess."
SIX CHOICES
Q: Love or Lust?
A: "Lust. It's a lot easier to deal with."
Q: Lemonade or iced tea?
A: "If it's not caffeinated, I don't want it."
Q: Cats or Dogs?
A: "Cats."
Q: A few best friends or many regular friends?
A: "A few close ones."
Q: Wild night out or romantic night in?
A: "Wild night out."
Q: Day or night?
A: "Night, definitely."
FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS
Q: Been caught sneaking out?
A: "Does desertion count?"
Q: Fallen down/up the stairs?
A: "Many times."
Q: Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?
A: He hesitates. "You could say, yeah."
Q: Wanted to disappear?
A: "Yeah. Pulled it off, too."
FOUR PREFERENCES
Q: Smile or eyes?
A: "Eyes."
Q: Shorter or Taller?
A: "I don't really care, if I'm being honest."
Q: Intelligence or Attraction?
A: "Intelligence."
Q: Hook-up or Relationship?
A: "Hook-up. I don't like dealing with the rest."
FAMILY
Q: Do you and your family get along?
A: "I don't really have any. Even if I did, I don't think we would."
Q: Would you say you have a “messed up life”?
A: "Nooo, what gave you that idea?"
Q: Have you ever ran away from home?
A: "I guess desertation does count on this one."
Q: Have you ever gotten kicked out?
A: "Not really. I try to lay low."
FRIENDS
Q: Do you secretly hate one of your friends?
A: "Yeah, but I wouldn't say I do it in secret, he knows perfectly well." He pauses. "Not that he's my friend to begin with."
Q: Do you consider all of your friends good friends?
A: "I'm still deciding."
Q: Who is your best friend?
A: "...nobody? What grown man has a ''best friend''?"
Q: Who knows everything about you?
A: "Nobody, thank god."
