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occasionallycapricious replied to your post “my room smells like somethings rotting in a corner but theres nothing...”

probably a rat or s/t in ur wall o:

if theres a rat in my wall then the builder of this house (aka my grandfather) really fucked up oh my god

Lizzy: Mooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mom:

Lizzy: Mom bring me some advillll

Mom:

Lizzy: I'll pee on you

Mom:

Lizzy: I'LL BLEED ON YOU

Little Sister: My friend was making fun of me for being scared of werewolves. But I haven't watched Harry Potter in a while so I'm getting over it.

Me: Man, it's just a CGI werewolf, though.

Little sister: I know! But it's creepy-lookin'.

Me: They aren't as scary as Slender Man.

Little Sister: But Slender Man's pretty.

Me:

Little Sister: Every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.

Me:

Little Sister:

Me:

Little Sister: Yeah, I'm on a roll.

it adds character

a real thing said by my little sister about my broken potpurri lamp

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