The Ballad of Washington vs. Chicago
🎺 “Hail the Chief,” they holler loud,POTUS points at Chi-town’s crowd.“March the tanks by Wrigley Field,The pizza’s ours, the city yields!” 🥁 VPOTUS bangs a rebel drum,Declares the Confederates have come.But instead of Dixie’s dusty roads,It’s Lake Shore Drive with traffic cones. 🚁 “Deploy the jets!” the orders fly,Over Navy Pier, hot dogs sigh.The skyline ducks, the seagulls squawk,But…















