Jun 1, 2015
real talk
reason #109 for why I am still a virgin I have never seen a real penis In my life. What if the fist time I see it its not what it suppose to look like? like what if for real in person its like just some random ass flower or like a slinky. Theses are the things I worry will happen when I have sex(withamanthatis) knowing my luck. at lest I know what I have is a real thing but penis man… what if like time to pull down the pants and it just explodes confetti and pops out a flag and says bang or like it a ice tray. I’m worried now. What if I just have a pool noodle pop out. My night will be not good. At lest I know women have what I have (in theory). Oh man…oh god..