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Hey, fishdick! Didn't I fail to threaten you once? I can't remember why. Did I tell you why?🦇
Cuttle!Dio: Oh you did try. As for the reason?
Cuttle!Dio: You gave me a sword though, which I promptly gave to a beautiful and slightly familiar looking woman who had no interest in me.
Hey. It wasn’t his fault this time for the sinking ship. But someone was bobbing around in the water. So like a good merbeing that you are, you decide to swim around him. Don’t worry! Just your friendly neighbor, Jaws. (Jjba-ocean-man, Joseph)
[>As you watch the fishy fellow you came with start to swim toward the nearest island you feel something else close. Oh man is this one of those dangerous thinGS- OH GOD A SHARK. You momentarily forget that, well nothing’s really a danger to you since you’re already dead, and start trying to kick at the shark.]
???: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THERE WERE SHARKS OUT HERE JOTARO-
[>He doesn’t even tURN.]
@jjba-ocean-man
🔥 i want fried cuttlefish calamari
Ham!Dio: I haven’t met him but he sounds like an asshole. His brother is petrified of the sea after he tried to kill him. Wait. Did I say his brother? I mean MY brother, now.Ham!Dio: Anyway he needs morals.FS!Erina: Is that the Dio with pink hair that tries to get in everyone’s pants? Because one day at the inter-dimensional supermarket I kicked him in the face for bothering me.Ham!Dio: HOLY SHIT. Wait was he. Trying to-FS!Erina: Yeah. He’s crusty and thinks with his-Ham!Dio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[>In a wonderful display of censorship you scream as she says that last word.]
b4 cuttlefish dio
He’s just a shoujo anime villain.
They just do.
1B with your favourite Jojo!
Fav JoJo is vague enough that my slow brain just took it as any AU I want of my fav JoJo and I drew this PERFECT boy who did nothing wrong and deserves nothing of what he got.
Merjo: :( Merina: What is it? :0 Merjo: Who sent a really badly drawn image of uh. This. In a bottle.
[-Somewhere, in the depths of the ocean, lies a cackling tentabitch.]
