#ochogwartsrpg

[incorrectleo]

camille: i just kind of feel like we're meant to be together, you know? i mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us together.

xavier: it's three am and you're stuck in my window. how did you even get there?

camille: fate. weren't you listening?

[incorrectleo]

camille: you need to react when people cry!

xavier: i did. i rolled my eyes.

[incorrectleo]

xavier: i'm going to stab someone.

camille: manners, xavier.

xavier: politely. i'm going to stab someone politely.

[incorrectleo]

camille: have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you have to go to church and stay there for a year?

xavier: send it to me.

[incorrectleo]

xavier: i'm truly an evil mastermind. my soul is as dark as-

reece: you're holding a stuffed eagle plushie...

xavier: it was a gift from camille.

[incorrectleo]

You only hate me because you don't like me and I'm mean to you. Grow up.

- Xavier Alderson

[incorrectleo]

camille: has anyone, at any point in your life, told you that they love you?

xavier: does family count?

camille: yes.

xavier: then no.

[incorrectleo]

xavier: in light of everything that's happened, you can hug me for 4 - 5 seconds

camille: 45 SECONDS???

xavier: NO! 4 - 5!!!