incorrect quotes

things my oc + co have probably said.

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kenna: do you ever think before you speak?

mason: yes, i think "haha, that's funny" and then i say it

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xavier: i'm truly an evil mastermind. my soul is as dark as-

reece: you're holding a stuffed eagle plushie...

xavier: it was a gift from camille.

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mason: how good of a mood are you in right now?

kenna: what did you do

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camille: i'm not going out with you.

xavier: why?

camille: because you're evil?

xavier: so?

camille: you know what, good point.

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camille: you didn't have to wound that guy

xavier: yeah i know it was just funny

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mason: i'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. my thoughts are awesome! die hard 6 on a cruise ship. pizza bagel restaurant. my father never loved me. i'm gonna die alone. oh boy. that happened fast.

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mason: you know what would be sexy?

kenna: what?

mason: eating food off of each other.

kenna: you didn't do the dishes did you

mason: no i did not

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kenna, at starbucks: can i get a venti latte with, uhhh, nine espresso shots, please?

mason, in the line behind her: gods, just do cocaine

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kenna: oh my gods, you're bleeding out! what's your type?

mason: uh... strong-willed, brunette, could probably kick my ass?

kenna: YOUR BLOOD TYPE IDIOT!!

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You only hate me because you don't like me and I'm mean to you. Grow up.

- Xavier Alderson

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camille: has anyone, at any point in your life, told you that they love you?

xavier: does family count?

camille: yes.

xavier: then no.

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atlas, after the car is parked: did we forget something?

mason, already pulling out a joint: idk did we

nathan, lost in walmart: i hate this fucking family

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ellie: name a more iconic duo than my fear of intimacy and death i dare you

nathan: ʸᵒᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ :⁾

ellie, tearing up: okay.

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xavier: in light of everything that's happened, you can hug me for 4 - 5 seconds

camille: 45 SECONDS???

xavier: NO! 4 - 5!!!

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atlas: DID YOU EVEN HAVE A PLAN

mason: I THOUGHT ADRENALINE WOULD TAKE OVER BUT IT DID NOT

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camille: where are you going?

xavier: to either get ice cream or commit a felony.

xavier: i'll decide in the car.

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camille: fist me!

xavier: what??

camille: [ holds out her fist for a fist bump ]

xavier: oh my god