#odaasks

[oddaodd]

Tumblr question. Does my blog stay the same if I change my email?

[oda-toshinori-blog]

Hey, so if a princess kisses you, does that mean you'll turn into a prince?

“Turn into.”

Where did you get that silly notion? I already am one, you pathetic buffoon. Know your betters and take what you say into more consideration next time.

[oda-toshinori-blog]

Oda, I have had a crush on you since sixth grade. I am now back and older and ready to claim you as my trophy husband. What should I wear?

Perhaps I should humor you. But let it be known that you will be a trophy wife.

Wear something of proper taste, girl.

[oda-toshinori-blog]

marry ryuhei I'll give you $5 I ship it

Marry that?

Get your American Imperialistic pigdog money out of my face.

[oda-toshinori-blog]

I want to have your tadpoles

Go away, Souma.

I do not possess any tadpoles. I don’t even know why you think I would have such disgusting, scum-loving creatures on my person. In fact, I can probably determine why you would have such a fondness for such spawn.

Because you love to rub them all over your corpulent, ugly body. Just as you have a fondness for that vile filth called makeup.

Keep your person away from me, as I do not want to become infected by any diseases you might carry. You’re so full of them that I could probably catch one just by breathing the same air as you.

[oda-toshinori-blog]

eyebrows on fleek

What on earth does this mean? Did an illiterate come onto my blog in an attempt to speak to me?

Please attend school. If you even know what that is.

[oda-toshinori-blog]

Greetings, Oda. It's been quite some time.

Same to you, Motobuchi. It’s refreshing to see someone who knows their manners around here. I’m sure that someone as high-standing as a class-representative has done something amiable in the afterlife, like I undoubtedly have.