Oct 10, 2015
Exes who try to keep in touch with you via idiotic, pointless, and pretty dumb conversations because they have nothing else to talk about, but they wanted to talk to you...
Them (out of nowhere): “I ran out of Oreos, man. This can’t be life..”
You (trying to be cordial): “Rough life, man” (Looks around to see if anyone else can tell you why this is happening).
Them: “I need to quit biting my hangnails.”
You (thinking “This bihh” -_-): “Yeah, gotta stop that”.
Thinking to self: “I’m preparing to cut the convo even shorter with this fool for blatant foolishness. This is just horrific. Like, why couldn’t you just be brief? Why this? Could have conversed for at least 4 minutes, but this is awful. You knew better than this.”
- @brickochet