How to be in good mood in the morning :)
Today someone in Singapore try to give me 44 000 000 000$ that nobody was owning in their bank for ten years, saying that the money will be lost anyway if no one was taking. Lucky me!
My answer to his information request :
Whoa! 44 000 000 000$ !!!!! That so awesome! Where do I sign? I can't wait to see that money becoming mine. Even 30% of it is a pretty good start for a new life. So exiting. Well of course I'll give the information. Everything you need.
Full Names : Lizbeth Wasp Salander
Current Residential Address : In your ass
Country of Origin : You don't want me to tell you that
Direct Telephone Contact : 3615 ismellscamalloveryoujackass
Age: old enough to know when someone is taking me for an idiot
Occupation : make people like you waste their time and feel miserable for their little life.
Well then it was a pleasure to have business with you. Now please, do me a favor: go die somewhere far and stay away from internet. Because this scam is super old and I can't believe that you have so little of an imagination that you are still using this story about money hold up somewhere in another country. When it's related to money and real bank, there are only two solutions: the government keeps the money or the bank - which are usually the same thing in the end. They will never be an idiot going around to find a complet stranger to have this money, dickhead! They just keep it because this is how bank get bigger!
So please stop making scam because you are useless and erase my email. And if you ever contact me again, you will really not like it.
