You know what? Fuck middle child stereotypes that were the peacekeepers and we’re always ignored and eager to please
We cause chaos. We avoid people and make them ignore us on purpose. We’re passive aggressive.
True middle child culture is all of your siblings blaming each other on taking the last hot water for the shower downstairs as you hide in your room upstairs, no one blaming you because you usually take night showers.
True middle child culture is trying not to manically cackle as you steal your siblings hidden food and snacks and then put the suspicion on your other siblings by saying you think they came by it earlier or asked you for something.
True middle child culture is constantly sneaking food everywhere and being the best liar in your family.
True middle child culture is staying in your room and reveling in your introverted antisocialness as the family is causing a mess and arguing over board games (sometimes you’re secretly recording them and their entertaining banter).
That’s true middle child culture.
