Feb 24
Guys I need to know I’m not alone on this…
Does anyone else loose their absolute fucking-
organic, plant based, now with reduced sugar, OAT MILK.
-For lucifer with a bit on Tummy pudge?
Like I get that his design is basically a fuckin twig with a fluctuating ass….
But for fucks sake, the man is fucking depressed INDEFINITELY.
And most definitely lives on a strict diet of RSD and pancakes….
Anyone who thinks Lucifer’s fuckin hiding a 6 pack ima need you to look here. 👇
And then Look me in the Godamn Fucking eyes…. 🫵👁👁
When you Lie to me and say, THIS MAN. is jacked.
#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#🐥#it’s either flat#or tummy#that’s ur two options#🐥🐥#I can’t with the#hard as porcelain#carved like marble#NAH#you can’t fool me bitch#THATS A FUCKING MARSHMALLOW#CUDDLED UP IN A PINK KNITTED SWEATER#AND DUCKY SLIPPERS#🐥🐥🐥#I loose my shit#anytime anyone mentions even a#FRACTION#of squish#I can’t help myself#he needs the tum#give the man a tum#hazbin hotel#hazbin
