#ofacrimony

[causticcarson]

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What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Candy Shop by 50 Cent

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: ASAP unless he’s being a bitch & ignoring a serious question on purpose

How often our muses text:  Daily but I’d say probably concentrated in large spurts each day because my man Carson is checked OUT most of the time

How often our muses call: 

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: No

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

[text sent]: if you bring your mouth over here you better not use it to lecture me is all i’m saying

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

[astridxking]

♀& (for charlie and spencer, you can pick one for each or both for both idc)

Charlie:

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

text: i’ll never forget when you ditched me for a dicking but i still love you hoe, when are we gonna get drunk n eat junk??? Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

text: you just break my heart, charlie, why can’t you see that you deserve so much love and happiness??

Spencer:

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

text: you have no idea how proud i am of you, i know something is going on with you right now and i wish you’d talk to me, just know that i’m here when you feel like you can? you’re my girl, i love you. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

text: you’re right. text: but it doesn’t change anything. i can’t TELL him. why would someone like me be good enough for someone like him? i don’t fit in. not really. 

[milatorrez]

ツ☎ (for adrian)

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

text: i’m rly sorry but i’m gonna be late, i fell asleep with a pizza in the oven n it’s literlly a hot mess 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

text: i think i just met your daughter? she was with a brunette? but her name was piper and she ran over to give me a flower and say have a nice day and i may have teared up, so cute???

[causticcarson]

♀✆ for charlie & $✉ for spencer

HEARTBREAKING text. 

[text sent]: the day i beat the light out of someone’s eyes i don’t want to be anywhere near you. or mason. i don’t deserve to be a part of this pack. 

MORNING text. 

[text sent]: i swear when i fell asleep that I had my hands wrapped around your ass and now you’re missing??? 

[text sent]: seems rude but ok

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ACCIDENTAL text.

[text sent]:  listen, babe. you have a nice ass but you’re wholly not interesting enough for me to keep wasting my time. sO stop texting me[text sent]: oi sorry, spence. had to let this one down today.

text that WASN’T SENT:

[text unsent]: turns out i want your boyfriend to EAT DICK[text unsent]: and not the good kind

[ofgingerpaws]

%ø (for adrian)

CURIOUS text.

[text sent]: you think Astrid thinks we’re sleeping together? [text sent]: because i was watching ‘you got punked’ today and lol would be funny

LATE NIGHT text

[text sent]: you think we’re destined to be alone? i don’t know if i can’t sleep at night because i feel like something/someone is going to take my baby from me or if i’m so lonely that i can’t find peace. 

[leftinlavender]

#@

RANDOM text.

[text sent]: Bonjour, belle fille! It’s going to be a great day for you, I just feel it.

SCARED text.

[text sent]: Charlotte! Where are you? My guys lost eyes on you and now they’re dead, for being incompetent, so I can’t ask them where you last were.