#ofbvllets

[notdamsel-blog]

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[cffensive-blog]

“Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”

This was one fucked up revelation. He just stands there for a while, astonishment paralyzing him for a few seconds or so until he catches himself again. 

“Well, it’s safe to say my childhood is now rekt.”

[peaddool-blog]

  “So my devilishly devious compadre, what’s the excuse for our untimely teamup? Are we clones? Long lost brothers? I owe ya five bucks? For the latter I only offer handjobs and oral- but nothing near the back porch. ”

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[notdamsel-blog]

@ofbvllets + thing.

she shoves at his back, hitting him a few times (the third time is pathetic though, really. a shitty prissy whack that even she’s highly embarrassed of). he should be glad she doesn’t have her switch on her.

“no. you can’t charm your way out of this one,” she tells him, tugging at his arm to try to make him look at her. nessa just swallows and forces her breath out slowly.

                   “you can’t leave.” it’s a command, not a request.                    she’s ready to spill tears but she’s not one to cry.                    him having stage 9-fucking-thousand cancer is a                    bit of an exception in her book, though, at’s for damn                    sure.

                   “you- you haven’t fucked me up the ass yet. it’s not fair.”

[notdamsel-blog]

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she’s eating chinese food, slurping the chow mein up and playing with the chopsticks.

           “yo, if you were gay, d’think you’d still fuck me?”