i think i think the dear boy willys willam has a bad case of the 'tism's expect he isn't diagnosed and if he was it would absolutely ruin his stupid lil heart because he has forever built up hatred of what he is, like a homosexual, so he will just pretend he is oh-so straight and allistic even though his "homie nights" with his blonde boy consist of him not shutting the fuck up about the confederacy and civil war, all while he shares a milkshake with two straws in them for him and his blonde human clumpy cottage cheese of a boyfriend's green dotted eyes literally fuck-about going in two different directions, but not to worry, because ol' willy silly is too into telling him about whatever his stupid wet brain is hyperfixated on and that Dick also has his own straw in his (or their?) milkshake
its only when the food finally get delivered that he notices that there are TWO STRAWS instead of JUST ONE!! in the milkshake, and both are pointing at the other person, which he then offendedly asked his stupid eyed boyfriend why he put one in there for himself huffing that he wasn't gay and didn't want it anymore, only for the blondie to correct him by saying he was the one that put the straw in that was facing towards him while he was caught up infodumping or should i say.. explaining where the confederate flag was first made and who made it before then putting his own pointing towards himself
but he just gets more upset and tells dick to fuck off and shut the fuck up. anyways after a long awkward silence he goes back to rambling about whatever the fuck <33
