#off-broadway dave

[showtime-dave]

Off-Broadway Dave - Lalala (Homestuck Parody)

"how are there two of you in the beginning" you may ask

another dave

hope hes not doomed

(lyrics by me under the cut)

[Dave & (Dave):] Did I really just forget that melody? (Naw, na, na, banananananana) Alright, dada dadadada

[Dave:] When I popped off, then your troll gave me just a little bit of lockjaw Baby so cold, he from space, he from Alternia Bankroll so low, I got nothing else that I can withdraw Ran out the door I shine my shades they go like shashasha shashasha I got your troll singing like lalala, lalala I shine my shades they go like shashasha, shashasha I got your troll singing like lalala, lalala How I strider like that

Boonbonds, no cap, Terezi knows They wonder how, how I stunt like that I rap my lyrics when I perform They wonder how, how I strider like that Married to the grind, I brought my ring I'm corny, but Terezi want the dick Modest with my suits, but check the bank Finally got the money, say my thanks

When I popped off, then your troll gave me just a little bit of lockjaw Baby so cold, he from space, he from Alternia Bankroll so low, I got nothing else that I can withdraw Ran out the door I shine my shades they go like shashasha shashasha I got your troll singing like lalala, lalala I shine my shades they go like shashasha, shashasha I got your troll singing like lalala, lalala How I strider like that

Haha, I'm at the bank again They wonder how, how I stunt like that Turntables with flames all on the sides They wonder how, how I strider like that Got that red suit on my body, now she tryna pipe me, woo Popped into another time loop, loopy boy, I keep you cool Got the god tier, kept my cool Be careful who you callin' a fool Ayy, ha, ayy

When I popped off, then your troll gave me just a little bit of lockjaw Baby so cold, he from space, he from Alternia Bankroll so low, I got nothing else that I can withdraw Ran out the door I shine my shades they go like shashasha shashasha I got your troll singing like lalala, lalala I shine my shades they go like shashasha, shashasha I got your troll singing like lalala, lalala How I strider like that

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Off-Broadway Dave - Mean (Dave's Version) (Homestuck Parody of "Mean (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift)

okay im not gonna lie i really like this

im no tswift by any means though and i know that

im sure everyone will be totally normal

(lyric edit by me, below the cut)

[Verse 1] You, with your literal knives And swords and weapons that you use against me You have knocked me off my feet again Got me feelin' like a nothing You, with your silent stares like a beacon Faking me out in a strife now You, pickin' on the weaker man

[Pre-Chorus] Well, you can take me down With just one single blow But you don't know what you don't know

[Chorus] Someday, I'll leave this high-rise for a different city And all you're ever gonna be is mean Someday, I'll be strong enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean?

[Verse 2] You, with your stupid shades And your smuppet shit and your humiliation You have pointed out my flaws again As if I don't already see them I walk with my eyes wide, trying not to hide 'Cause your puppet shit’s freaky I just wanna feel okay for once

[Pre-Chorus] I bet you got neglected too Somebody made you cold But the cycle ends right now 'Cause you can't lead me down that road And you don't know what you don't know

[Chorus] Someday, I'll leave this high-rise for a different city And all you're ever gonna be is mean Someday, I'll be strong enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean?

[Bridge] And I can see you now that I'm in the game Laying limp on the cold hard ground With that same smug, quiet judgement, but nobody's listening Beat up and knocked down about being the hero again And I’m a little sad about how I lost you But all you are is mean

[Buildup] All you are is mean And a douchebag, and abusive And alone in life, and mean And mean, and mean, and mean

[Chorus] But someday, I'll leave this high-rise for a different city And all you're ever gonna be is mean Someday, I'll be strong enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean?

Someday, I'll leave this high-rise for a different city (Why you gotta be so mean?) And all you're ever gonna be is mean (Why you gotta be so mean?) Someday, I'll be strong enough so you can't hit me (Why you gotta be so mean?) And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean?

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Off-Broadway Dave - Just One Yesterday (Homestuck Parody)

its a lot

being a god and everything

i never got the chance to be a teenager before the world ended

dont ask why i chose this particular panel as the cover for the song i dont think i have an answer for that

duet with @off-broadway-karkat

lyrics rewritten by me, under the cut

I thought of godtiers Tangled in their jammies Prayed to on their separate altars See how silly they all looked then All just children on our own Tasked with things bigger than us.

Anything we say can and will be used against us We only type our words They'll still be held against us Anything we say can and will be used against us I'll only type your name

If Rose’s grief can play the rain Then I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday (I know I'm bad news)For just one yesterday (I saved it all for you)I want to be young and reckless in the worst kind of way Still I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday (I know I'm bad news)For just one yesterday (I saved it all for you)For just one yesterday

Lettin' people down is my thing, homeslice Find yourself a new gig This town ain't big enough for two of us I don't have the right name O-o-or the right shades But I have twice the time

Anything we say can and will be used against us We only type our words They'll still be held against us Anything we say can and will be used against us I'll only type your name

If Rose’s grief can play the rain Then I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday (I know I'm bad news)For just one yesterday (I saved it all for you)I want to be young and reckless in the worst kind of way Still I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday (I know I'm bad news)For just one yesterday (I saved it all for you)For just one yesterday

(KARKAT) If I hadn’t won Your world wouldn’t ever been born at least the same way Now, I'm here to give you all of my hate So I can watch your face as you play this fucking game, this game, this ga-a-ame

(DAVE & KK)

If Rose’s grief can play the rain Then I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday (I know I'm bad news)For just one yesterday (I saved it all for you)I want to be young and reckless in the worst kind of way Still I'd trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday (I know I'm bad news)For just one yesterday (I saved it all for you)For just one yesterday

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Off-Broadway Dave - Call Me By Your Name (JohnDave/Pepsicola parody)

whats up i have a song and were all going to pretend its super ironic and cool and that i sound great

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Off-Broadway Dave - Alchemize (Homestuck Parody of "Polarize" by Twenty One Pilots)

i dont think i have anything ironic or witty to say about this one lads

i did wanted to be a better brother better son

since i was kind of both to the same guy

((lyrics rewritten by me, under the cut))

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Warned you bout

Those stairs is where I'll be fallin to the bottom

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Help me out

My friends and I, we've got a lot of problems

You know that I’m stunting

On them I am fronting

My life, all I make is a loop, a loop, a loop, oh

I wanted to be a better brother, better son

Wanted to see a better consequence to the hard work I have done

There is none to show to the ones I love

But a loop, a loop, a loop, oh

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Warned you bout

Those stairs is where I'll be fallin to the bottom

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Help me out

My friends and I, we've got a lot of problems

Alchemize is making your making your devices

Separating them, adding them up doing bitwise

-es deciding how to fly and deciding how to fight

A loop, a loop, a loop, oh

I wanted to be a better brother, better son

Wanted to see a better consequence to the hard work I have done

There is none to show to the ones I love

But a loop, a loop, a loop, oh

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Warned you bout

Those stairs is where I'll be fallin to the bottom

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Help me out

My friends and I, we've got a lot of problems

We have problems

We have problems

Angel de la muerte, nothing left to scare me

I’ll catch some Unreal Air

It’s much better than flying, flying

Angel de la muerte, nothing left to scare me

I’ll catch some Unreal Air

It’s much better than flying, flying

We have problems

We have problems

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Help me out

My friends and I have problems

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Help me out

My friends and I have problems

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Help me out

My friends and I have problems

Help me alchemize, help me alchemize

Help me out

My friends and I have problems

We have problems

We have problems

I wanted to be a better brother, better son

I wanted to be a better brother, better son

I wanted to be a better brother, better son

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Off-Broadway Dave - Shades of Love (Homestuck parody of "Rouge of Love" from the Yakuza/Like a Dragon series)

i bet you thought you could outrun an ironic song

jokes on you

i got this karaoke shit on lock

(lyrics by me under the cut)

So I'm just what you think A plastic doll playing irony all night All you see, impassivity A single pixel denotes when I smile

I'm so over, men and this whole love shebang They don't mean a thing to me, throw it all away Though these frightened eyes Won't stop widening I'm free, shades hiding the doubt in me

The flashing lights of this game Already took my heart I fly into the darkness Like my unreal air skateboard

These god tier digs that i wear Already suit me so well I’ll wear it all if I keep My lucky Shades of Love

Yeah, you’d call me blasé Cracking jokes with nary a single smile Simple days are way behind me Innocence left me long before you met me

Once the game set, you’d say the match was won And the grist would flow for me, make boonbonds alone Maybe I lost my way In the incisisphere Maybe shades out in space ain’t the best idea

The darkness of these glasses Already marked my heart I fight with ½ bladekind To keep emotions at bay

Hurry up and help me Put my poor mind at ease I need a cure for this darkness In the form of love

The flashing lights of this game Already took my heart I fly into the darkness Like my unreal air skateboard

These god tier digs that i wear Already suit me so well They highlight eyes I keep hidden Shining brightly crimson

Hurry up and help me Put my poor mind at ease All of my tears are hidden Covered by Shades of Love