With a wide smile adorned on his face, Vile gleefully stalked through the halls of the Skull Ship, careful to avoid any patrols that passed by. Where were those wonderful, delicate things he could break? Weapons, maybe a generator here or there. Where were they? He hadn’t explored the ship, and he wished he had done so sooner.
Vile never thought he’d actually do something like this to his little “friend” at all, but Siege had to go and make Vile think for a little bit. Peepers and his beloved Hater will have to deal with his interference now, along side that weird orange mop thing and his blue mount. He’d leave the heavy lifting to them... but he can at least cause little hindrances here and there. Mysterious disappearances, broken weaponry, control panels and cords ripped to pieces. He hoped he can keep his presence concealed for as long as he can possibly can. They’d find out eventually, he knows that much, but a little confusion would be part of the fun.
...Of course, Vile had a hard time doing these things. The trail of thick, black disgusting goo was a dead give away, and it’s not like he can stop that. Not yet anyway. He glanced behind himself for a moment and sighed as he slithered onward. Oh well. Maybe he could learn how to hide this trail some time in the future. But first things first, he had a ship to sabotage and he happened upon some random important looking thing humming in his vicinity. This would be a good place to start! He stopped in front of it and twiddled his claws before plunging them deep into the machinery. Alarms and flashing red lights flooded the ship, and soon the patrols would react, shouting and sprinting down the halls.
Tap, tap, tap, tap, squish, squish, squelch...
Vile’s neck twisted around and his eyes were set on the entry to the room. He could hear their panicked voices...
“What the flarp is this junk?”
“I don’t know! Help me! I’m stuck!”
Well, at least his gooey trails had one good use. He’d take some more time to do a bit more damage while the guards were slowed down. He considered elbow dropping that flashing terminal nearby...











