as new head of officalverse (replacing @satan-offical ) salamander is looking for a new cabinet. asks are therefore open for the foreseeable, with applications to governmental roles attached.
applications will close at 09:00 (gmt) on october 1st.
list of current applicants below cut. (note - role names are not final: more can be added on request, and final roles may be different from the way they appear here.)
so concerning the whole who is the ruler of the officalverse debalce, why do you think you should be the ruler, asidde from negligence from satan
(btw ill be asking supremeleader abt this too, so im not pivking sides im just gettng as many facts as possible)
-@historian-offical
salamander would remind you of the final offical election. satan was 1st (president), duck was second (vice- president), and salamander was third (chief of general staff). according to the officalverse convention, "it is the right of whomever was elected to this role [chief of general staff] to, if the president is deemed unsuitable, assume control [of the officalverse]."
salamander is, however, beginning to wonder if the dungeon is some sort of metaphor/state of mind. perhaps @supremeleader-offical is trying to manifest the cabinet (tm) into the dungeon? salamander is unsure.
salamander know this, however. @supremeleader-offical has not won. further, he cannot win. salamander was elected to the position which legally permitted salamander to become leader (c.f. officalverse convention articles 0834-0842)
the so-called 'supreme leader' is a liar and a fraud, and is attempting to usurp the throne.