#officalverse vanilla extract

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm gonna extract some vanilla

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*bites you*

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EUGH NO. WHAT THE HELL? AREN'T YOU WHAT THEY PUT IN LIKE CAKE TO MAKE IT TASTE GOOD?

*scribbles in notebook angerly* LAST PLACE. FOREVER. WORSE THAN METAL. WORSE THAN FIGHTING.

NO!

– @fay-offical

ACK, I'VE BEEN BITTEN

WOE, WOE.... HOW WILL I GO ON D: LOOK AT ALL MY PRECIOUS

Vanilla extract✨✨

Just spilling onto the ground!! How could you...

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WAIT JUST A DIDDLY DARNED MINUTE, EXCUSE ME?? I DO TASTE GOOD, HOW COULD YOU!! 9 OUT OF TEN VERY OFFICAL DOCTORS RECOMMEND DRINKING AT LEAST A BOTTLE OF ME EVERY DAY!!

Tch... typical... getting bitten by random beings that write random stuff in their random notebooks...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Holy cow i just got tagged in a new offical's intro post ma i'm famous

[vanilla-extract-offical]

hey, just wanted to know what pronouns you use???

She/her

Hehhheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehh

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Guys I think we should normalize dipping garlic bread in vanilla extract right that's a normal opinion right haha don't look into this.

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Jeep

Considering that you sent another ask cursing autocorrect (lol), I still have no idea what the original goal to type was but anyway

Jeep

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Vanilla extract

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Vanilla (vanilla)

Extract (extract)

Tortilla (tortilla)

Mousetrap (mousetrap)

This is a song (a real shitty song)

Don't sing it all day long (it'll get stuck in your nog...in. Noggin lol)

🎶🎶🎶