Vanilla extract mmmmm

Vanilla Extract Superiority

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm vanilla extract

Very good for baking

You should put at least one bottle per cake you make

There's never too much vanilla extract

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Holy cow i just got tagged in a new offical's intro post ma i'm famous

[seal-offical]

new offical :3

hewwo everyone! I'm Alfwed, and behold: new officalverse blog! (tags under cut)

@garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-offical @asexual-offical @offical-wikipedia @satan-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @amnesia-offical @ferg-offical @god-offical @bill-cipher-offical @a-spec-offical @sappho-offical @breadteleporter-offical @offical-offical @tgirl-offical @transboy-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @cia-offical (sowwy to those I forgot!)

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Welcome, new offical!!

[officalverse-politics-offical]

here's my passport thing! -- @sandstorm-but-offical

I am afraid you are not a member of that Party. Would you like to request to join the party?

[sandstorm-but-offical]

ohhh, shoot, i’m sorry! I’m a bit new to this.. we didn’t really have stuff like this where i’m from, so uh- yeah! I would

[officalverse-politics-offical]

@vanilla-extract-offical do you approve this member?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

uhhh idk man you're not a kind of food

@garlic-bread-offical whaddyou think?

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[definitely-ao3-offical]

*eats popcorn* keep going I wanna see how this goes

[garlic-bread-offical]

we went to our my house...

@vanilla-extract-offical actually, do you want to move in with me?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

:o That's such a good idea...

Would- would that be okay? You wouldn't mind or anything?

[garlic-bread-offical]

of course it would be okay! i don't mind, that's why i asked :]

*teleports your stuff to our house*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

:D Yippee!!

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[definitely-ao3-offical]

*eats popcorn* keep going I wanna see how this goes

[garlic-bread-offical]

we went to our my house...

@vanilla-extract-offical actually, do you want to move in with me?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

:o That's such a good idea...

Would- would that be okay? You wouldn't mind or anything?

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Squeals in happy and kisses you gently.* That is exactly what I wanted to hear~

[garlic-bread-offical]

(⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠)

Light wants us to make sure that the floor isn't "sticky" when we're out, so...

*teleports us both to my house*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*basically tackles you to the ground*

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Squeals in happy and kisses you gently.* That is exactly what I wanted to hear~

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[light-offical]

*double eyebrow raise*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

O- *blushes* uhhhhhhhhh I forgot this was a chain......

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

AKAKAKAK WHERE IS MY RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY???????? I DONT HAVE ONE, I DISERVE A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

SOMEONE MAKE ME INTO A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

No

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into garlic bread instead*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

no thanks. i do not consent.

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into a rainbow magic fairy*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i do consent, yes please

[garlic-bread-offical]

nah, nvm

*turns you back to normal*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

IM GOING TO EAT U

[garlic-bread-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I REGENERATE!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

FINE, IM GOING TO LEAVE U TO GO MOLDY

[garlic-bread-offical]

I'M IMMORTAL, I DONT GO MOULDY! i only will when garlic bread as a whole is forgotten entirely, and nobody consumes it, so i will only go mouldy once the human race goes extinct. it's kinda sad when you think about it, but @vanilla-extract-offical is good company :)

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm glad it's you I get to spend my eternity with, my dear <3

[garlic-bread-offical]

*explodes via flustered*

*unexplodes via immortality*

*locks in*

I'm glad that i get to spend forever with you, too <3

*leans in*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*steals a kiss from your mouth before pulling away, grinning goofily.*

I'm glad you feel the same...

[garlic-bread-offical]

woah...

*faints from sheer flustering*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Catches you*

Oh! My dear~ Come back to me, won't you~? *Leans forward, my mouth ghosting yours again.*

[good-listener-offical]

I FULLY SUPPORT YOU TWO, BUT GET A ROOM OMGGG

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OH

*accidentally drops @garlic-bread-offical*

[garlic-bread-offical]

ow...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'M SO SORRY MY DEAR-

[garlic-bread-offical]

i don't mind, love :)

now, about that room...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

hfkjdshfkjhasfkshd *blushing intensely*

[garlic-bread-offical]

*pointing to a nice spot in the void* we should probably go over there...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*grabs your hand and starts skipping over there bc whimsy*

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

AKAKAKAK WHERE IS MY RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY???????? I DONT HAVE ONE, I DISERVE A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

SOMEONE MAKE ME INTO A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

No

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into garlic bread instead*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

no thanks. i do not consent.

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into a rainbow magic fairy*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i do consent, yes please

[garlic-bread-offical]

nah, nvm

*turns you back to normal*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

IM GOING TO EAT U

[garlic-bread-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I REGENERATE!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

FINE, IM GOING TO LEAVE U TO GO MOLDY

[garlic-bread-offical]

I'M IMMORTAL, I DONT GO MOULDY! i only will when garlic bread as a whole is forgotten entirely, and nobody consumes it, so i will only go mouldy once the human race goes extinct. it's kinda sad when you think about it, but @vanilla-extract-offical is good company :)

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm glad it's you I get to spend my eternity with, my dear <3

[garlic-bread-offical]

*explodes via flustered*

*unexplodes via immortality*

*locks in*

I'm glad that i get to spend forever with you, too <3

*leans in*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*steals a kiss from your mouth before pulling away, grinning goofily.*

I'm glad you feel the same...

[garlic-bread-offical]

woah...

*faints from sheer flustering*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Catches you*

Oh! My dear~ Come back to me, won't you~? *Leans forward, my mouth ghosting yours again.*

[good-listener-offical]

I FULLY SUPPORT YOU TWO, BUT GET A ROOM OMGGG

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OH

*accidentally drops @garlic-bread-offical*

[garlic-bread-offical]

ow...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'M SO SORRY MY DEAR-

[garlic-bread-offical]

i don't mind, love :)

now, about that room...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

hfkjdshfkjhasfkshd *blushing intensely*

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

AKAKAKAK WHERE IS MY RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY???????? I DONT HAVE ONE, I DISERVE A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

SOMEONE MAKE ME INTO A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

No

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into garlic bread instead*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

no thanks. i do not consent.

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into a rainbow magic fairy*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i do consent, yes please

[garlic-bread-offical]

nah, nvm

*turns you back to normal*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

IM GOING TO EAT U

[garlic-bread-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I REGENERATE!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

FINE, IM GOING TO LEAVE U TO GO MOLDY

[garlic-bread-offical]

I'M IMMORTAL, I DONT GO MOULDY! i only will when garlic bread as a whole is forgotten entirely, and nobody consumes it, so i will only go mouldy once the human race goes extinct. it's kinda sad when you think about it, but @vanilla-extract-offical is good company :)

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm glad it's you I get to spend my eternity with, my dear <3

[garlic-bread-offical]

*explodes via flustered*

*unexplodes via immortality*

*locks in*

I'm glad that i get to spend forever with you, too <3

*leans in*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*steals a kiss from your mouth before pulling away, grinning goofily.*

I'm glad you feel the same...

[garlic-bread-offical]

woah...

*faints from sheer flustering*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Catches you*

Oh! My dear~ Come back to me, won't you~? *Leans forward, my mouth ghosting yours again.*

[good-listener-offical]

I FULLY SUPPORT YOU TWO, BUT GET A ROOM OMGGG

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OH

*accidentally drops @garlic-bread-offical*

[garlic-bread-offical]

ow...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'M SO SORRY MY DEAR-

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

AKAKAKAK WHERE IS MY RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY???????? I DONT HAVE ONE, I DISERVE A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

SOMEONE MAKE ME INTO A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

No

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into garlic bread instead*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

no thanks. i do not consent.

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into a rainbow magic fairy*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i do consent, yes please

[garlic-bread-offical]

nah, nvm

*turns you back to normal*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

IM GOING TO EAT U

[garlic-bread-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I REGENERATE!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

FINE, IM GOING TO LEAVE U TO GO MOLDY

[garlic-bread-offical]

I'M IMMORTAL, I DONT GO MOULDY! i only will when garlic bread as a whole is forgotten entirely, and nobody consumes it, so i will only go mouldy once the human race goes extinct. it's kinda sad when you think about it, but @vanilla-extract-offical is good company :)

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm glad it's you I get to spend my eternity with, my dear <3

[garlic-bread-offical]

*explodes via flustered*

*unexplodes via immortality*

*locks in*

I'm glad that i get to spend forever with you, too <3

*leans in*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*steals a kiss from your mouth before pulling away, grinning goofily.*

I'm glad you feel the same...

[garlic-bread-offical]

woah...

*faints from sheer flustering*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Catches you*

Oh! My dear~ Come back to me, won't you~? *Leans forward, my mouth ghosting yours again.*

[good-listener-offical]

I FULLY SUPPORT YOU TWO, BUT GET A ROOM OMGGG

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OH

*accidentally drops @garlic-bread-offical*