Vanilla extract mmmmm

Vanilla Extract Superiority

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm vanilla extract

Very good for baking

You should put at least one bottle per cake you make

There's never too much vanilla extract

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS MORTALS!

I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!

I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)

Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.

If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!

:3

@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @satan-offical @vanilla-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OOOOOO Another being of vanilla extract... how excellent...

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS!

[vanilla-extract-offical]

🌊🌊

Y'see, it's funny because I'm WAVE-ing at you ysee ysee/silly

[vanilla-extract-demon-offical]

GREETINGS MORTALS!

I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!

I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)

Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.

If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!

:3

@not-linkachu @pavement-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @gayblooper @engineering-offical @rockshitty @but-will-it-be-famous @inkedmyths @peteyswife @spawn-sys @jirai-offical @sleepy-1128-sodazz @damsel-understresss @alternas-navigation-system @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @real-woman-offical @alcmaeon-offical @rainbowtrouts-offical @mrevilvillainplotman-offical @physicfox12 @boredom-oficial @uterus-stealer-offical @gus-offical @grisha-offical @genyasafin-detector-offical @kinkajou-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @trans-cousin-officaln @evil-pukicho-real-offical @caine-offical2 @evil-lemon-shark-offical @eredin-offical @breadcrumb-offical @the-second-wolf-official @poetry-official @drop-bear-offical @snom-offical @francuim-offical @blood-god-offical @evil-no-one-offical @orphanage-for-officals @walmart-job-certificate-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @satan-offical @vanilla-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OOOOOO Another being of vanilla extract... how excellent...

[the-vanilla-extraction]

okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 8

[dashcon-two]

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

[mjthesilly]

the face I hit after I voted

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes..... Yeeees..... It's all coming together now........

[mjthesilly]

FUCK OFFFFF ☹️☹️☹️

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Well that's not very niceee D:

[the-vanilla-extraction]

okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 8

[dashcon-two]

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

[mjthesilly]

the face I hit after I voted

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Yes..... Yeeees..... It's all coming together now........

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Holy cow i just got tagged in a new offical's intro post ma i'm famous

[seal-offical]

new offical :3

hewwo everyone! I'm Alfwed, and behold: new officalverse blog! (tags under cut)

@garlic-bread-cult-offical @garlic-bread-offical @asexual-offical @offical-wikipedia @satan-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @amnesia-offical @ferg-offical @god-offical @bill-cipher-offical @a-spec-offical @sappho-offical @breadteleporter-offical @offical-offical @tgirl-offical @transboy-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @cia-offical (sowwy to those I forgot!)

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Welcome, new offical!!

[officalverse-politics-offical]

here's my passport thing! -- @sandstorm-but-offical

I am afraid you are not a member of that Party. Would you like to request to join the party?

[sandstorm-but-offical]

ohhh, shoot, i’m sorry! I’m a bit new to this.. we didn’t really have stuff like this where i’m from, so uh- yeah! I would

[officalverse-politics-offical]

@vanilla-extract-offical do you approve this member?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

uhhh idk man you're not a kind of food

@garlic-bread-offical whaddyou think?

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*eats popcorn* keep going I wanna see how this goes

[garlic-bread-offical]

we went to our my house...

@vanilla-extract-offical actually, do you want to move in with me?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

:o That's such a good idea...

Would- would that be okay? You wouldn't mind or anything?

[garlic-bread-offical]

of course it would be okay! i don't mind, that's why i asked :]

*teleports your stuff to our house*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

:D Yippee!!

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*eats popcorn* keep going I wanna see how this goes

[garlic-bread-offical]

we went to our my house...

@vanilla-extract-offical actually, do you want to move in with me?

[vanilla-extract-offical]

:o That's such a good idea...

Would- would that be okay? You wouldn't mind or anything?

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Squeals in happy and kisses you gently.* That is exactly what I wanted to hear~

[garlic-bread-offical]

(⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠)

Light wants us to make sure that the floor isn't "sticky" when we're out, so...

*teleports us both to my house*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*basically tackles you to the ground*

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[garlic-bread-offical]

*grabs your hand and drags you into a room* i lied, that wasn't the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Squeals in happy and kisses you gently.* That is exactly what I wanted to hear~

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[garlic-bread-offical]

who said that? must've been the wind...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

Aw but I don't like the wind as much as I like you...

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[light-offical]

*double eyebrow raise*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

O- *blushes* uhhhhhhhhh I forgot this was a chain......

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy

[garlic-bread-offical]

*sigh* your choice... but i don't want anyone else to enjoy your taste

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*eyebrow raise*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

AKAKAKAK WHERE IS MY RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY???????? I DONT HAVE ONE, I DISERVE A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

SOMEONE MAKE ME INTO A RAINBOW MAGIC FAIRY

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

No

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into garlic bread instead*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

no thanks. i do not consent.

[garlic-bread-offical]

*turns you into a rainbow magic fairy*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i do consent, yes please

[garlic-bread-offical]

nah, nvm

*turns you back to normal*

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

IM GOING TO EAT U

[garlic-bread-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I REGENERATE!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

FINE, IM GOING TO LEAVE U TO GO MOLDY

[garlic-bread-offical]

I'M IMMORTAL, I DONT GO MOULDY! i only will when garlic bread as a whole is forgotten entirely, and nobody consumes it, so i will only go mouldy once the human race goes extinct. it's kinda sad when you think about it, but @vanilla-extract-offical is good company :)

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'm glad it's you I get to spend my eternity with, my dear <3

[garlic-bread-offical]

*explodes via flustered*

*unexplodes via immortality*

*locks in*

I'm glad that i get to spend forever with you, too <3

*leans in*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*steals a kiss from your mouth before pulling away, grinning goofily.*

I'm glad you feel the same...

[garlic-bread-offical]

woah...

*faints from sheer flustering*

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*Catches you*

Oh! My dear~ Come back to me, won't you~? *Leans forward, my mouth ghosting yours again.*

[good-listener-offical]

I FULLY SUPPORT YOU TWO, BUT GET A ROOM OMGGG

[vanilla-extract-offical]

OH

*accidentally drops @garlic-bread-offical*

[garlic-bread-offical]

ow...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'M SO SORRY MY DEAR-

[garlic-bread-offical]

i don't mind, love :)

now, about that room...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

hfkjdshfkjhasfkshd *blushing intensely*

[garlic-bread-offical]

*pointing to a nice spot in the void* we should probably go over there...

[vanilla-extract-offical]

*grabs your hand and starts skipping over there bc whimsy*

[light-offical]

Does anyone want ice cream? I feel like after all this we kinda deserve it

[evil-dude-official]

Do you have vannila?

[light-offical]

Which vanilla? I’ve got vanilla bean flavour, vanilla extract flavour, vanilla fondant flavour, vanilla icing flavour, vanilla buttercream flavour; I have more!! I just need to check the back :3

[evil-dude-official]

Uh vannila extract?

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO! YOU CAN'T!!! @vanilla-extract-offical

[vanilla-extract-offical]

oh

seems i'm being made into ice cream then ig

[garlic-bread-offical]

NO DON'T LET THEM DO IT 😭

[vanilla-extract-offical]

I'll be fineeeee, I'm practically infinite anywayyy