⚡️ JUDICIAL CASE FILE: [Caleb] ⚖️
"The gavel is coming down on your ass, and I’m the one swinging it."
🏛️ THE BASICS
Legal Alias: [Caleb/ Leland]
Badge Age: [19] (Old enough to know fucking better, young enough to swing a baton)
Date of Sentencing (DOB): [10/29]
Orientation: [Non-binary, homosexual...I like tazing them down there...]
Location: The Trial Grounds / Precinct 12
📜 THE DNI (DO NOT INTERACT)
If you fit the following, consider yourself bent over the hood of a car AND UNDER FUCKING ARREST!!:
Anti-authoritarians, anarchists, and "free spirits."
Anyone who can't handle a little bit of high-voltage discipline.
Snitches (unless you’re snitching to me).
People who disrespect the uniform or the Program.
Them damn therians, uneducated self-diagnosers, bigots. THEY DONT ABIDE THE LAW GODAMMIT
DOPPELGANGERS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN MY AMERICA
⚡️ INTERESTS & HOBBIES
Professional: Maintaining absolute order, patrolling the halls, "interviewing" suspects, and tazing people down there (iykwim)
Personal: Polishing the badge, listening to classic radio broadcasts, and judicial history.
Aesthetic: Barbed wire, blue line flags, buzzing neon, and the smell of ozone.
📑 CURRENT STATUS
[ ] On Patrol [ ] In the Courtroom [X] Delivering the Sentence
🖋️ PERSONAL MANIFESTO
"I don't care about your excuses or your 'rights.' In this blog, the only right you have is the right to remain silent while I do the talking. We’re here to clean up the streets, one post at a time. If you’re looking for a friend, buy a dog. If you’re looking for the Law... you found him."